Ur First time???

Started by barbarossa16 pages
Originally posted by phinney6
16 and still a virgin here.

me too. 😇

lol

I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it.

Mine was the summer and I had a friend...soon to add some benefits and we talked and washed dishes and made love on my COUCH! 🤨
then he almost left the condom wrapper on the couch, ouch!

but now we don't hang out because of the effect and I heard he has been screwong with some other girls...I'm a jealous rage 👿 so I never talk to him unless he says hi to me 🙄

why do i feel like the only non-virgin....I hope you don't think I'm a whore...I was raised around alot of sex...we couldn't hire a babysitter when my mom and dad had parties...and having sex dreams at age 11 🤪 you can't change the past trust me...I also love Iowa for this reason...When I was in kinder...I was experimenting with a boy named roy, then I kissed this kid(Boy friend) Al then I was fooling with this black kid...don't remeber his name...I'm a PLAYA! I'm no ho though 😒

I'm not a virgin either. I'm sure loads of people here are non-virgins.... 😬

Originally posted by CherryPie
why do i feel like the only non-virgin....I hope you don't think I'm a whore...I was raised around alot of sex...we couldn't hire a babysitter when my mom and dad had parties...and having sex dreams at age 11 🤪 you can't change the past trust me...I also love Iowa for this reason...When I was in kinder...I was experimenting with a boy named roy, then I kissed this kid(Boy friend) Al then I was fooling with this black kid...don't remeber his name...I'm a PLAYA! I'm no ho though 😒

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........😑 WTF?

🤨

First the anal sex exploition.....now....this....wow....uhhh....yeah...your special....CP... 🤨 😖

Originally posted by Storm
You can find it disgusting and anything you want, but when I feel like it, I want it and I enjoy it. There, I said it.

you go girl!

Being a virgin should be a crime...✅

now ladies, get out there and do your part to keep the criminal population down...whip

what this is proof that I am such a pervert that I am now...don't ask about my Libra/Scorpio side 👿

Originally posted by Mr Zero
Alright - I've hung on for days hoping that some FEMALE would do this : I didn't want to be the one... but since nobody else is stepping up: Gather round virgins and Uncle Zero will explain a few things.

Girls: Yes it can hurt, most of you will lose your hymen* when you **** for the first time - and thats not going to tickle. But one of the main reason sex hurts so much the first time - (and by proxy why it can also hurt the guy) has nothing to do with that little piece of tissue.

First time sex is a scary business - and the chances are that even if you want to do it, you wont [B]WANT to do it.. you will be too distracted by the fact that it's going to get done to get into it - and thats where the problem lies. It's all about lubrication - because if your not horny your going to be dry, and if your dry it's going to hurt a little (for both of you)

So - if you can't persuade the pimply no-hoper you'r unlucky enough to be losing it to to spend as long as it takes getting you "ready" - then either dump him and move on, or get some KY.

And guys also bear this in mind - foreplay is never more importaint that the first time - so practice! (and i dont mean on yourselves)

*from the greek Hymenos - who was one the Erote, the god of weddings. He personified the hymn sung outside the bridal chamber. [/B]


Awh Zero, the more i read your posts, the more i agree with you and the more.....i like you

So are you trying to say your favorite form of exercise involves lying on your back? 😕

sex can wait! masturbate!

Originally posted by Mane
sex can wait! masturbate!

No wrong, get OTHER forms of sex before penetration. 😎

Originally posted by Mane
sex can wait! masturbate!

Both naughty

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
the more i agree with you and the more.....i like you

You are going through what doctors refer to as "The 5 stages of zero" You have already felt Denial, Despair and Anger - you have reached stage 4 - Acceptance.

Best stop there because stage 5 gets messy and can involve the police and/or therapy later in life.

Originally posted by Mane
sex can wait! masturbate!

you watch entirely too much SNL.

Who's that Spartan in my TeePee????

ROFL< OMG HAHAHAAHAH