1- Oh, but I do have a music ear type thingy. Music is half my life. I play one instrument or another once or twice a day, and when I'm not at school or playing music, I'm listening to it. Their music still sounds relatively the same. It's not that I truly can't tell the difference, just that if you listen to one of their albums, the songs start to blend into a meaningless soundalike sludge...
2- It's not that he has difficulty singing songs, it's that he's not singing the way any good teacher will tell you to. He is singing up in his nose, rather than using the capacity of his lungs. It is annoying. 👆
3- Have you seen pictures of them before? Have you noticed how you can tell from looking at the pictures they seem to be begging for attention?
4- For one thing, they have incredibly diverse vocabularies.[/sarcasm]
Seriously, just read the lyrics to a Simple Plan song:
"Crazy"
Tell me what's wrong with society
When everywhere I look, I see
Young girls dying to be on TV
They won't stop till they've reached their dreams
Diet pills, surgery
Photoshopped pictures in magazines
Telling them how they should be
It doesn't make sense to me
Is everybody going crazy?
Is anybody gonna save me?
Can anybody tell me what's going on?
Tell me what's going on?
If you open your eyes
You'll see that something is wrong
I guess things are not how they used to be
There's no more normal families
Parents act like enemies
Making kids feel like it's World War III
No one cares, no one's there
I guess we're all just too damn busy
And money's our first priority
It doesn't make sense to me
Is everybody going crazy?
Is anybody gonna save me?
Can anybody tell me what's going on?
Tell me what's going on?
If you open your eyes
You'll see that something is wrong
Is everybody going crazy?
Is everybody going crazy?
Tell me what's wrong with society
When everywhere I look I see
Rich guys driving big SUVs
While kids are starving in the streets
No one cares
No one likes to share
I guess life's unfair
Is everybody going crazy?
Is anybody gonna save me?
Can anybody tell me what's going on?
Tell me what's going on?
If you open your eyes
You'll see that something, something is wrong
Now read the lyrics to a song by a different band. Notably they are about similar subjects in the first place.
Bad Religion- "Sorrow"
Father can you hear me?
How have I let you down?
I curse the day that I was born
and all the sorrow in this world
Let me take you to the herding ground
where all good men are trampled down
Just to settle a bet that could not be won
between a prideful father and his son
Will you guide me now for I can't see a reason
for the suffering and this long misery
What if every living soul could be upright and strong?
Well then I do imagine
There will be (sorrow)
Yeah there will be (sorrow)
And there will be sorrow no more
When all soldiers lay their weapons down
or when all kings and all queens relinquish their crowns
Or when the only true messiah rescues us
from ourselves it's easy to imagine
There will be (sorrow)
Yeah there will be (sorrow)
And there will be sorrow no more
Do I even have to tell you how much better the Bad Religion lyrics were? The song was about basically the same thing, but it was infinitely more poetic, thoughtful, and introspective.
5- I have. My friend is (unfortunately) a huge Simple Plan fan and I was forced to listen to the entire album several times over on a road trip. It's not that it's a bad or meaningless song, I just don't think they really care. I think they're only talking about it in the first place because it is, as I said before, the current trend to be all "socially conscious." The two songs I just posted are a good example. Bad Religion are a band that have been talking about this stuff for years, since they were formed in the early 80's. They quite obviously care and aren't just saying this shit to get attention, which isn't so apparent in the case of Simple Plan.
6- But I am--I know how basic and easy the music they play is. If they had made significant progress as musicians, they would be playing more complicated songs.