Spiderman vs. Captain America/Daredevil/Wolverine

Started by StrawNilla244 pages

Originally posted by Capt.JK
Maybe Marvel should start a new comic: "What if 'strawnilla' wrote for Spider-Man?". It would be 3 pages long and have Parker giving birth to his own religion. All of his followers could go around snatching out other heroes' organs through their chests and offering them up as sacrifice in exchange for Toby Maguire's underwear. 😮‍💨

Lame. Just lame.

It's bad enough seeing that you have no life outside of thinking up ways for me to start my own comic book (btw thanks for the thought) but in additon you have abosolutely no clue just how fanboyish you have sounded in the past:

"Cap used his hand as a wrecking ball"
"Cap beat Scorpion in a few pages"
"Cap is an ICON"
"Cap ALWAYS shapes the battlefield"

I'm a fanboy, I'm this, I'm that? Sure pal, whatever gets you to sleep at night.

It's bad enough seeing that you have no life outside of thinking up ways for me to start my own comic book (btw thanks for the thought) but in additon you have abosolutely no clue just how fanboyish you have sounded in the past:

first: yeah i bet cap spent all day thinking that one up. lol and second: he's admitted that he's a fanboy so what?

"Cap used his hand as a wrecking ball"
"Cap beat Scorpion in a few pages"
"Cap is an ICON"
"Cap ALWAYS shapes the battlefield"

ummmmm these are about as factual as ANY "pure bred facts" that you've come up with straw....not really fanboy material though they did come from a fanboy.

Originally posted by Capt.JK
We must find a way to defeat 'strawnilla'! It's our only hope! Help us, Obi Wan Kenobi!

Yeah, you're right, after 75 pages of debating you still have no other alternatives to countering a pro Spidey scenario from me with any arguments other than:

"Cap is an ICON"
"Cap always shapes the battlefield"
"Cap beat Scorpion in a few pages"
"Cap used his hand as a wrecking ball"

Icon this, Scorpion that, man, you're an inspiration for many fanboys to come....I salute you.

"Yeah, you're right, after 75 pages of debating you still have no other alternatives to countering a pro Spidey scenario from me with any arguments other than:"
lol than I guess you've neglected to read 70% of our posts.

Originally posted by jinzin
hahaha. no doubt.
not to say I wouldn't buy it, I mean common it would be one hell of an amusing issue.

we. need wolverine8888 in this thread som more, only he has the power to go toe to toe with straw and his ability creating...uhhh ability.
wolverine8888 will even do him one better and make up entire issues! it's our only chance.


Great, don't stop at insulting just one person, go on, insult another as well.

And here's the sad part, the guy you're insulting is on YOUR side. That's idiotic.

Originally posted by who?-kid
(singing)

Da di diddle die dum "one punch for CA " dea da da Da di diddle die "one punch for DD" dum dea da da Da "leaves only Wolvie" Da di diddle die dum dum dum.


It's that simple folks.

it is no insult to say that a person is lying when everyone can plainley see that he's lying.

"It's that simple folks."

lol. obviously it'snot since we're now on page 76 is it?

I stick with my earlier post.
(look it up)

Originally posted by jinzin
strawnilla you silly child, I'm not led to believe this....

It's sad you can't accept that Spidey is too much for a group of humans organized or not. Look at his stats, the power, the proof is in the pudding. The guy can SENSE attacks BEFORE they come. He can lift *press* 10+ tons. HE CAN ADHERE TO MOST SURFACES! HE IS SUPERHUMAN AGILE AND RESPONSIVE! HE CAN LEAP A VERTICAL DISTANCE OF 30 FT! Honestly, I never thought the day would come where someone would doubt Spidey's chances against groups of humans he could oust with ONE PUNCH EACH.

And you say that with Cap's sheild to protect him Spidey will be able of nothing to harm him yet, when I suggest that Spidey could simply pull it out of his grasp and toss it to the side the idea is unthinkable. There's a difference between SUPERHUMAN strength (strength simply above that of what a human can accomplish) and strength at the PEAK OF HUMAN POTENTIAL (strength the likes of which a human is capable of reaching). Geez, what's so hard to comprehend?

And Wolvie could handle the Enforcers in seconds as well as DD (though, as you stated it would "take a minute" with him) but Spidey, a guy that could easily mow through any human and oust one all the same with *one* unpulled punch, a guy that can sense oncoming attacks before they come and dodge them at superhuman response times and speed. And what if Spidey took the battle to the air, attacking the group at multiple angles. You do know that he is fully capable of doing that right? Or he could immoblilize the lot of them with webbing, yep, there's a thought. Oh right, I forgot, one of them has a lasso! I guess that means that they can just hogtie any webbing that touched them and tear it off with their bare hands! (Sarcasm) C'mon man, no offense but get a clue.

You know where I stand on pretty much any Spidey/peak human fist fight or should by now. Spidey outclasses pretty much any human he comes across on any level physically. And we can't forget about how he's, you know, gifted, so, an average-minded human is in an even worse position.

And c'mon Jinzin, you're actually going to believe that Wolvie's brain is going to sit in one spot and not move anywhere when a guy that has a 10+ ton lifting force behind his pucnhes pounds away a relatively thin-layered skull. That's sad. You talk about using comic book evidence when the facts still remain on a vital standpoint: Spidey (superhuman), DD (peak human), Wolvie (mutant in peak condition), Cap (human at the peak of human potential, no more, no less). How is a healing factor supposed to "defend" itself from concussion? How is being at the peak of human potential going to allow to physically keep up with a guy that dodges attacks at a superhuman speed and respone rate factored in with pre-cog? How is having superhuman senses supposed to help you prepare for an attacker you can hear coming but cannot stop and (judging from speed and agility alone) avoid? Face it. There have been times where Spidey was written to struggle in a battle with Wolvie or DD only to bounce back and duke it out with the likes of Scorpion and Venom. Spidey has always been written to make stupid mistakes when dealing with peak humans such as DD and mutants on a physically low level such as Wolvie he would not normally make simply because if he was written otherwise ala the way he was supposed to be written then at the very least he'd taunt them the entire time while leaping over their heads and decorating them with a wide spread of webbing.

And it is pretty funny how Wolvie does IN FACT not possess the strength to pull away from webbing stronger than steel cable but does it anyway. Isn't it funny how people duck and dodge over common sense?

Okay, so you're willing to believe that Wolvie could make a fool out of a guy that could demolish a building with his bare hands to relieve stress? A guy that contorts in between lasers and bullets and such in mid-air on and off the webline? A guy that had in that same fight punched a brick chimney into halves? Tell me you're joking. Tell me you don't believe that Wolvie could backhand Spidey that far. C'mon! Spidey even stated that he thought the guy was an imposter, secondly, is Spidey not maneuverable enough in the air to avoid a kick to the stomach from Wolvie or a backhand of those sorts? Maybe you don't know the answer to that question. I do. Spidey's too much for Wolvie, he's too much for Cap, he's too mcuh for DD....and that only makes for a quick fight courtesy of Spidey's fists if there were any Spidey/Wolvie, Spidey/Cap, and Spidey/DD confrontations so their fights are written in a way where Spidey makes all kinds of stupid mistakes and doesn't dodge at a certain time where he normally would in the case of Scorpion or Venom throwing said punch. It's just that simple. It's not fact, just a shrewd way of making the unavoidable avoidable.

I never asked you to show Spidey lifting and throwing cars, catching trucks and such thrown at him, etc. Doesn't mean he can't do it. That's where you neglect. Funny how fact never gets accounted for by you simply because fact never suites YOUR argument.

Originally posted by jinzin
It's bad enough seeing that you have no life outside of thinking up ways for me to start my own comic book (btw thanks for the thought) but in additon you have abosolutely no clue just how fanboyish you have sounded in the past:

first: yeah i bet cap spent all day thinking that one up. lol and second: he's admitted that he's a fanboy so what?

"Cap used his hand as a wrecking ball"
"Cap beat Scorpion in a few pages"
"Cap is an ICON"
"Cap ALWAYS shapes the battlefield"

ummmmm these are about as factual as ANY "pure bred facts" that you've come up with straw....not really fanboy material though they did come from a fanboy.


Yawn.

I guess everything a peak human can do is fact since, well, a peak human is doing it.

Tell me when you've gotten the hang of accepting that Spidey outclasses the trio physically many times over.

Originally posted by jinzin
"It's that simple folks."

lol. obviously it'snot since we're now on page 76 is it?


Whatever floats your boat there.

The fact that Spidey outclasses the trio physically many times over still stands.

Originally posted by jinzin
it is no insult to say that a person is lying when everyone can plainley see that he's lying.

So you're saying that I'm lying now?

Look, it's like I've said, whatever floats your boat. I'm sticking with my argument and you can go on to believe whatever you want. We are living in America after all.

If anything this thread is the one that should be closed.

Awww man, shut down twice in one night.

Originally posted by whobdamandog
Uhhh..no it hasn't...🙄 How many times has Cap fought against SM for the kill with Wolverine/Cap/DD in a random/unstrategized battle..lol..uhh..never.....

Yeah, you see, the thing is, this wasn't even what you were talking about. Your post was in response to this post by my buddy, 'jinzin':

Originally posted by jinzin
D) The trio has better leadership and teamwork abilities due to their leader than the x-men in question.

Whereupon, you responded with:

Originally posted by whobdamandog
d) Uhh no they don't....this scenario has [b]never actually taken place...[/B]

Whereupon, I intelligently answered back with:

Originally posted by Capt.JK
Uhh... Yes it has. Read the 2004 "Secret War" 5 book miniseries (a [B]VERY good story, btw). Captain America leads Wolverine, DareDevil, Luke Cage, Nick Fury, Daisy Johnson AND Spider-Man into battle in this series against a whole slew of villains. Do you even read comic books, man?[/B]

So, basically, you not only don't read any comics, you don't even read your own posts before you answer and make an ass out of yourself.

Originally posted by whobdamandog
Call me crazy....but I'm pretty skeptical when it comes to you giving your "historical" examples. Thus far the only real history you've given in this debate has been the following:

Cap defeated Nazi's
Cap broke the Hulk's hold...
The infamous..Cap managed to hit the Hulk while the entire Marvel universe was attacking him..lol..
Cap is not written to loose..so he can't...

Am I missing anything..

Well, apparently you're missing any real character knowledge. Did Captain America defeat Nazis? Well, if you don't know the answer to this one, go away and never return. I hear there's a really good "Barbie vs. Skipper" thread you can post on. Cap vs. the Hulk? I've already cited several books for you to check out. Go do it. Cap never loses? Never said that. There you go making stuff up again and trying to pronounce it as fact. Basically, your entire life on this thread. Imagine that.

All of these examples I've cited are easily found within the pages of Captain America, Captain America & the Falcon, or the Avengers. I've cited specific issues for you to go to, but apparently you don't have a job and can't afford the books or your mommy won't raise your allowance or something. I don't really care. Maybe we can take up a collection for you so that you can buy yourself a couple of REAL comic books (not those dreambooks you just think up in your head). That way you can actually post with some real character knowledge. Of course, if you can't read (which apparently you can't), then we can't really do anything for you. Personally, I blame rap music.

That thread was given its edge because of our number one basis...nothing! So we went into KMC and told Paula we had an idea for a thread about nothing. I think we really had something there.

The thread about nothing! Can I please be Newman, Jerry's antithesis?

I however have a beeter idea Jerry, I mean David Duchovony! Lets not just create a thread about nothing. (sips coffe) I say we should start an entire forum devoted to nothing. But then again what do I know? LOL

stay on topic you two