DO all you women use Moose for Sex? · The Off-Topic Forum

FoxMeister Tank

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Not really, however, even a skanky moose has to be somewhat careful.

Careful????? true. you have to pick good ones sometimes.
u dont want to feel like you had sex with a stray dog or a rough tree

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Careful????? true. you have to pick good ones sometimes.
u dont want to feel like you had sex with a stray dog or a rough tree

Ever has sex with a rough tree? Sometimes, on lonely nights in the forrest, I think of lost loves, and hump a particularly lovely dogwood.

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
I'm just wondering...

And you make fun of me 😐

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ever has sex with a rough tree? Sometimes, on lonely nights in the forrest, I think of lost loves, and hump a particularly lovely dogwood.

How often do you get splinters?hmm

Clovie -~=¤=~-

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You peeked.
Come on, a hot moose and a semi naked German man dancing is enough to make anyone sweat, even a little... droolio

I'm an exception smoke

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by Clovie
I'm an exception smoke

You already used that excuse to escape the draft.mhm

FoxMeister Tank

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ever has sex with a rough tree? Sometimes, on lonely nights in the forrest, I think of lost loves, and hump a particularly lovely dogwood.

how bout an OAK TREE renske

Clovie -~=¤=~-

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You already used that excuse to escape the draft.mhm

what draft? 😖hifty:

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
And you make fun of me 😐

Yes, yes I do, and I'm not alone, believe me. 👆

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by LethalFemme
How often do you get splinters?hmm

I don't want to talk about it....

BobbyD Animal Lover

Re: DO all you women use Moose for Sex?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm just wondering...

...uhh, hate to burst your bubble, but me also. 😉

FoxMeister Tank

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I don't want to talk about it....

THEY THE BEST PART

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by Clovie
what draft? 😖hifty:

You know the one.😉

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I don't want to talk about it....

Furthermore you must scrape skin on a regular,hmm

Clovie -~=¤=~-

no I don't 😱 🥷

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You know the one.😉
Furthermore you must scrape skin on a regular,hmm

Grrrrrrr....I DON'T want to talk about it! 😠

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by Clovie
no I don't 😱 🥷

Yes you do.pokey

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Grrrrrrr....I DON'T want to talk about it! 😠

You have to if you don't you'll get webbed feet.✅

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Yes you do.pokey
You have to if you don't you'll get webbed feet.✅

I can't get webbed hooves....that's not possible.

Let's just make out ok, I'm getting tired of talking.

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I can't get webbed hooves....that's not possible.
Let's just make out ok, I'm getting tired of talking.

I should have thought that one through.

I have something to tell you. I've never kissed a moose before. I don't know where to begin.bag

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I should have thought that one through.
I have something to tell you. I've never kissed a moose before. I don't know where to begin.bag

There's a process, I'll show you where to start, and oddly enough, it's NOT my lips....moose3

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
There's a process, I'll show you where to start, and oddly enough, it's NOT my lips....moose3

That makes no sense. Please elaborate.🙂