DO all you women use Moose for Sex?

😂 Nobody messes with The Moose diva

he's only a moose for gods sake

badboy? You have no freakin' idea. He's MY Moose.

well u use him for sex then let somebody use me for the same thing as i do better things than him seeing as i rescue people from dragons.

Um, I never used him for sex. Given even half the chance I would, but I think 'use' is the wrong word.....

but would u use him for that case

Originally posted by English Moosette
You better step the f.uck off girlfriend. You're so damn subtle, sashaying on in here and jumping the poor Moose straight after I leave. Oh, and in advance of your inevitable retaliation, bite my peaches. Sweet cheeks 🪩

WOW...droolio

I lover that girl...in_love

Originally posted by English Moosette
badboy? You have no freakin' idea. He's MY Moose.

✅

😄

hey mr moose, bye mr moose

Originally posted by AvP
hey mr moose, bye mr moose

Oh...Hi... 😄

Bye. 🙁

Was it something I said?

No...just the smell!

Originally posted by Telperaca
No...just the smell!

Sorry about that... 😮

It's okay...

*hands moose some perfume!*

And don't eat it this time! 😛

Originally posted by Telperaca
It's okay...

*hands moose some perfume!*

And don't eat it this time! 😛

I won't...I promise.

Umm...this is decidedly feminine smelling... 🙁

I'd like a recount please.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'd like a recount please.

You know instead of having us stroke your ego wouldn't it be so much easier for you to get undressed and have us stroke the one thing that really matters?eyes

Quit bumping threads where I make an idiot of myself 🥷

Originally posted by Syren
Quit bumping threads where I make an idiot of myself 🥷

So..basically just quit bumping threads you participated in?

Originally posted by Syren
Quit bumping threads where I make an idiot of myself 🥷

Can I?😱

Originally posted by Bardock42
So..basically just quit bumping threads you participated in?

Good German, smart German.petpet

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You know instead of having us stroke your ego wouldn't it be so much easier for you to get undressed and have us stroke the one thing that really matters?eyes

droolio I don't know if it's the fact that you're stark raving naked, or whether it's because I can see your boobs...but wow, what an entrance.....