DO all you women use Moose for Sex?

Started by ~Da Moose~20 pages
Originally posted by Syren
Quit bumping threads where I make an idiot of myself 🥷

😆

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
droolio I don't know if it's the fact that you're stark raving naked, or whether it's because I can see your boobs...but wow, what an entrance.....

I do try.✅

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You know instead of having us stroke your ego wouldn't it be so much easier for you to get undressed and have us stroke the one thing that really matters?eyes

You'll have to ask scottie to beam you all on over there so you can accomplish that mission for him Lethal. 😆 😆

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Good German, smart German.petpet

You are a hater...how come? Hehe, I first wrote "hoe"...how utterly appropriate.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I do try.✅

Huh, what's that? I didn't hear a word you said, I was staring at your boobs....

Hard not to.she does look pretty in that pic of herself below there where shes really exposing them. 😄

Originally posted by Mr Parker
Hard not to.she does look pretty in that pic of herself below there where shes really exposing them. 😄

Dude, that picture doesn't even come close.

someone's bored? 🤨

Originally posted by Bardock42
You are a hater...how come? Hehe, I first wrote "hoe"...how utterly appropriate.

But I don't hate you Bardock.❌

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Huh, what's that? I didn't hear a word you said, I was staring at your boobs....

I said

My grandma and your grandma were
Sit-tin' by the fire. - My grandma told
Your grandma: "I'm gonna set your flag on fire."--

Talk-in' 'bout, Hey now ! Hey now ! I-KO, I-KO, un-day
Jock-a-mo fee-no ai na-né. - Jock-a-mo fee na-né.-ermm

Originally posted by Clovie
someone's bored? 🤨

Well come on in then Clover and we'll try to entertain you...

*Lambadas with Bardock*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
But I don't hate you Bardock.❌

I said

My grandma and your grandma were
Sit-tin' by the fire. - My grandma told
Your grandma: "I'm gonna set your flag on fire."--

Talk-in' 'bout, Hey now ! Hey now ! I-KO, I-KO, un-day
Jock-a-mo fee-no ai na-né. - Jock-a-mo fee na-né.-ermm

OH WOW....Alana....That you should sing that song is SO weird...jawdrop

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well come on in then Clover and we'll try to entertain you...

*Lambadas with Bardock*

I think I needn't have seen that tongue10

Originally posted by LethalFemme
But I don't hate you Bardock.❌

That is of no matter to me.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
OH WOW....Alana....That you should sing that song is SO weird...jawdrop

How?😂

Originally posted by Clovie
I think I needn't have seen that tongue10

We're good at it though, aren't we?

💃

Originally posted by LethalFemme
How?😂

I pmed it to you.

Sexy biatch.........aren't I? flirt

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
We don't know each other well enough yet. 😉

Did that ever stop u before?

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Did that ever stop u before?

Not really, however, even a skanky moose has to be somewhat careful.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
We're good at it though, aren't we?

💃

*doesn't look* 😱

Originally posted by Clovie
*doesn't look* 😱

You peeked.

Come on, a hot moose and a semi naked German man dancing is enough to make anyone sweat, even a little... droolio