DO all you women use Moose for Sex?

Started by Canadian Moose20 pages
Canadian Moose Gone
Originally posted by Anna85
I DON'T USE MOOSE FOR ANY REASONS!!!!!!!!!
p.s. I don't even know him

Hi, I'm Moose. *extends hoof* 🙂

Canadian Moose Gone
Originally posted by fever red
Most beasts, well, no- they're SO beastly.
Moose is "Special," haven't you noticed that thread?

You're posts are always so eloquent. 😄

Raz Meister

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Staying alive...staying alive

I'm crushed...literally.

I thought you had my back man..

We're tight aren't we?

I have your back, and you ain't getting it back! 🤪

Canadian Moose Gone
Originally posted by Raz
I have your back, and you ain't getting it back! 🤪

What....are you going to do with it?

Ok Raz...just relax...put it down...and step away from the back...

fever red Paola's doll

No- do it, do it. Flog him! I've seen the pics of him and Moosette. Don't let him Deny!

Canadian Moose Gone
Originally posted by fever red
No- do it, do it. Flog him! I've seen the pics of him and Moosette. Don't let him Deny!

Hey! What?

I....

You...

I thought you were leaving.

fever red Paola's doll

Yes...it's so scrumptious at the moment, it's so hard...

m!$hA Senior Member

Re: DO all you women use Moose for Sex?

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
I'm just wondering...

im afraid so sweety cry

but it's just so damn good when its with a moose droolio

Kosta I'm a rooster illusion

Re: DO all you women use Moose for Sex?

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
I'm just wondering...

LOOK! I'm SORRY bout the time I used you. For gods sake, how many times do I have to apolagise! 😠

zombieman The Undead

And I thought this was a thread about a new kind of lubricant which comes as a moose!!

Kosta I'm a rooster illusion

application instructions: Rub moose on your genitals.

fever red Paola's doll

Re-apply as needed.

Kosta I'm a rooster illusion

If moose does not work.....Buy more.....and apply.

fever red Paola's doll

Also available in chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

Kosta I'm a rooster illusion

Caution: may cause genitals to fall off.

Canadian Moose Gone

Re: Re: DO all you women use Moose for Sex?

Originally posted by Kosta
LOOK! I'm SORRY bout the time I used you. For gods sake, how many times do I have to apolagise! 😠

If you had just CALLED me...none of this would have happened. 😠

Canadian Moose Gone
Originally posted by Kosta
application instructions: Rub moose on your genitals.

😆

Oh for God's sake... 🙄

Telperaca SKittle Addict

😂

This juist gets sick day by day...

Kosta I'm a rooster illusion

Re: Re: Re: DO all you women use Moose for Sex?

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
If you had just CALLED me...none of this would have happened. 😠

I TRIED to but the line waws either busy or you werent answering! 🙁

YOU WERE TALKING TO THAT KERRI GIRL WERENT YOU!!! OOOH I AUGH TO!.......😠 Shes nothing but trouble 😛

Telperaca SKittle Addict

We should lock Moose in my bedroom...because...er....he's the few of the last ones and we don't want him to be extinct...😇

*runs*