DO all you women use Moose for Sex?

*looks at her bed!!*

Ouch...my bd!

Your B & D? Your toys? You were storing them underneath, hey?

What do we do now?

Well, I could lend you two the key to my basement scene room- if you'll clean up nice. Now, the table is rated for 5,000 pounds pressure- will that do?

Originally posted by fever red
Well, I could lend you two the key to my basement scene room- if you'll clean up nice. Now, the table is rated for 5,000 pounds pressure- will that do?

Well..I'm about 1400...and how much do you TWO weigh? 😎

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
*gasp*
Surely you don't think...I mean...what are you insinuating? That I'm a s.lutty moose?

Why I NEVER! I would NEVER EVER! Oh MY! How could you think that!

I'm 110- but we're talking pounds of pressure, not weight...I can be quite forceful.

Originally posted by fever red
I'm 110- but we're talking pounds of pressure, not weight...I can be quite forceful.

What kind of table is this?

Anyhow...forceful + Moose + 💃

Exspensive, LOL, I'm not too sure I want a Moose on it!

Originally posted by fever red
Exspensive, LOL, I'm not too sure I want a Moose on it!

*whispers* I'm not really a moose...I just play one on the internet... 😉

Ooooooh. I got you. (I'm not actually a symbiotically-enhanced serial killer/ bride of Kasady- I just play one, sometimes, on the net...)

Originally posted by fever red
Ooooooh. I got you. (I'm not actually a symbiotically-enhanced serial killer/ bride of Kasady- I just play one, sometimes, on the net...)

You fascinate me.

And scare me.

Are you married? 😉 😂

And I'm not really a......oh....yeah I am.........*screams*

Well, once I was "married," as I was living in New Orleans, where there are a LOT of old laws on the books! According to K, I was a common-law wife. Also, according to him, he had the right to beat me with a stick no longer than 24 inches. Well, let's just say the stick was safely under 24 inches!

Originally posted by Kosta
And I'm not really a......oh....yeah I am.........*screams*

😂
What ARE you anyhow?

My stomach hurts, that how much I'm laughing.

Originally posted by fever red
Well, once I was "married," as I was living in New Orleans, where there are a LOT of old laws on the books! According to K, I was a common-law wife. Also, according to him, he had the right to beat me with a stick no longer than 24 inches. Well, let's just say the stick was safely under 24 inches!

Are you serious? Of course you are...why would you say it otherwise?

Wow...I don't know what to say. 😕

"Stick-" got it, now?

Originally posted by fever red
Well, once I was "married," as I was living in New Orleans, where there are a LOT of old laws on the books! According to K, I was a common-law wife. Also, according to him, he had the right to beat me with a stick no longer than 24 inches. Well, let's just say the stick was safely under 24 inches!

😂

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
😂
What ARE you anyhow?

I dont actually know 🙁. The last time I tried to look in the mirror, it shattered before I got a chance to see. I've been told I look like a cross between a smurf a a purple hippo and a furry frying pan......😑