DO all you women use Moose for Sex?

Oh....yeah.....thats uh.....deffinately the reason....umm....yeah *cough*

😇

It's what you're ment to think!!

😉

Originally posted by Kosta
I TRIED to but the line waws either busy or you werent answering! 🙁

YOU WERE TALKING TO THAT KERRI GIRL WERENT YOU!!! OOOH I AUGH TO!.......😠 Shes nothing but trouble 😛

*gasp*
Surely you don't think...I mean...what are you insinuating? That I'm a s.lutty moose?

Originally posted by Telperaca
We should lock Moose in my bedroom...because...er....he's the few of the last ones and we don't want him to be extinct...😇

*runs*

How...erm...humanely resposible of you... 😂

Well, see that just shows I care....

😖hifty:

Or do I?

We do have a moose conservation program where I live. I'm with Tel, though- he'd be safer and happier in her bedroom. You see, conservation round here involves "herd management..." Run, Moose, run- for Tel's bedroom, fast as you can. Sounds like her initiative is more of a breeding program?

Originally posted by Telperaca
Well, see that just shows I care....

😖hifty:

Or do I?

I....don't...know...?

Am I safe there?

Originally posted by fever red
We do have a moose conservation program where I live. I'm with Tel, though- he'd be safer and happier in her bedroom. You see, conservation round here involves "herd management..." Run, Moose, run- for Tel's bedroom, fast as you can. Sounds like her initiative is more of a breeding program?

How awful. Herd management. We don't need help herding.

Breeding program? 💃

*opens her room door for moosey*

It's so rewarding to help return a magnificant animal to its natural habitat...

Yeah, I feel as though I deserve a reward!

Originally posted by Telperaca
Yeah, I feel as though I deserve a reward!

What is it you want? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by fever red
It's so rewarding to help return a magnificant animal to its natural habitat...

How the hell is Telpy's bedroom my natural habitat?

well, it's a bedroom...

How the hell is Telpy's bedroom my natural habitat?

*scatters some grass on the floor* Sowwie about that, how do you like my...I mean YOUR new home

??

And look, there's the bed!!

😱

Originally posted by Telperaca
*scatters some grass on the floor* Sowwie about that, how do you like my...I mean YOUR new home

??

And look, there's the bed!!

😱

Am I to assume then that I am sleeping on the floor?

Uh Uh!

*hops on the bed...which crashes under his weight*

I guess I am sleeping on the floor...

Originally posted by fever red
well, it's a bedroom...

Meaning....that I am most at ease in a bedroom?

I wud never use a moose for sex!

Yes, well, Telpy's a Wolf Maiden- and I "hear" this sort of thing happens all the time in the UpNorth.

Originally posted by Samurai Girl
I wud never use a moose for sex!

Ok...forgetting for a moment that Scott is not around...or whatever...seeing that I am a different sort of moose...? 😉