DO all you women use Moose for Sex?

The FECK is going on???????

Moose, honey, I have to go too...purely coincidental.

Originally posted by fever red
Moose, honey, I have to go too...purely coincidental.

Uh huh...

*jumps on moosey* droolio

Originally posted by silver_tears
*jumps on moosey* droolio

OOF...hi...sweetie...how are you? 😖hifty:

better now 🥷

Originally posted by silver_tears
better now 🥷

Why is that miss ninja?

Are you tired today?

Need a massage?

Mr Moose has nice hooves to cure the tiredness! 😖hifty:
Just be careful of the antelers...

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Why is that miss ninja?

Are you tired today?

cause I'm here now droolio with thou naughty

Originally posted by Black Dragon
Need a massage?

Mr Moose has nice hooves to cure the tiredness! 😖hifty:
Just be careful of the antelers...

😂
Like I'd ever turn down a massage! 😛

Originally posted by silver_tears
cause I'm here now droolio with thou naughty

Shucks...I bet you say that to all the moose...go on with you... 😮

Go on...keep talking...tell me more about me. 😄 😉

Do you have snow yet??

I do 😊

Fair enough...
You'll need back up!

I'll deal with the ladies, you deal with the men!!

😂

Originally posted by Black Dragon
Fair enough...
You'll need back up!

I'll deal with the ladies, you deal with the men!!

😂

Umm....WHAT? I don't want to be touching no man...

Neither do I!!

How about you take the sexy ladies....

....and I take the sexier ones!!!

😂

Originally posted by Black Dragon
....and I take the sexier ones!!!

😂

Oh SHITE! You're a guy! 😆

*moose awakes from his dumb slumber*

Ok then...and I thort you were gonna give me a massage...

*cough*

Excuse me for a moment.

*scrubs himself all over with steel wool until he bleeds*

There, much cleaner.

😆 😆

that'lll learn ya to be all free with yourself ✅

That's right, no whoriness for you moosey nono

Originally posted by silver_tears
That's right, no whoriness for you moosey nono

Ok...how 'bout just with females?