DO all you women use Moose for Sex?

Originally posted by silver_tears
That's right, no whoriness for you moosey nono

And besides...I thought that was what was you loved about me?!

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
And besides...I thought that was what was you loved about me?!

I suppose it's alright with females, but only me droolio
And it was actually your physique that got to me 😮

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Oh SHITE! You're a guy! 😆

*moose awakes from his dumb slumber*

Ok then...and I thort you were gonna give me a massage...

*cough*

Excuse me for a moment.

*scrubs himself all over with steel wool until he bleeds*

There, much cleaner.

Now what kinda girl would have Black Dragon as a user name?! 😠

Is there any sexy lawyers here? I want to sue Mr Moose!!

...

Originally posted by silver_tears
I suppose it's alright with females, but only me droolio
And it was actually your physique that got to me 😮

SO, I'm just a piece of sex candy to you?

I can live with that. 😉

I wish i could use Moose for sex 😛

Get your lawyer ready!!

😂

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
SO, I'm just a piece of sex candy to you?

I can live with that. 😉

Not like you had any other choice whip2flirt1

Originally posted by Fearnix
I wish i could use Moose for sex 😛

You're a guy too!

What is going on here? Do I have a GAYDAR or something?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Not like you had any other choice whip2flirt1

Like I'd want one... 😖hifty:

😂

I am not gay!

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Like I'd want one... 😖hifty:

Sexellent, total submission droolio

Originally posted by silver_tears
Sexellent, total submission droolio

Oh...*laughs* sweetie..not total. At the start, sure, I'll let you have your fun...after that... 😎

Gotta jet! Seeyall tomorrow!

Bye my little sex slave winkiss

Originally posted by silver_tears
Bye my little sex slave winkiss

You better step the f.uck off girlfriend. You're so damn subtle, sashaying on in here and jumping the poor Moose straight after I leave. Oh, and in advance of your inevitable retaliation, bite my peaches. Sweet cheeks 🪩

😂

You seem to appreciate my humour Tel. Cheers 😉

Originally posted by English Moosette
You better step the f.uck off girlfriend. You're so damn subtle, sashaying on in here and jumping the poor Moose straight after I leave. Oh, and in advance of your inevitable retaliation, bite my peaches. Sweet cheeks 🪩

That was hardcore.......she said "sashaying"...... 😱

....That's gangsta!! 🏴‍☠️

pimp Fo'shore mo'fo. Ain't no amateur beeatch got shit on me, sashay or no sashay, ya dig?

😄 ...go head, pimp'n....