Masterbation..moahhaahha!

Originally posted by Darth_mistress
Like crapping masterbation is a natural thing, sometimes it just can't be helped.

lovely analogy.... 😐

People who masturbate should be fitted for a genital cuff and spend the rest of their lives hating themselves.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
People who masturbate should be fitted for a genital cuff and spend the rest of their lives hating themselves.

Umm...thats interesting ... yeah... 😐

That sort of includes 92% of the human race...looks like you're kind of alone on this one... unless it was just a bad joke.

Originally posted by The Black Ghost
Umm...thats interesting ... yeah... 😐

That sort of includes 92% of the human race...looks like you're kind of alone on this one... unless it was just a bad joke.

It would be a bad joke if it didn't happen.

Praise baby Jesus.

Yeah, but girls tend to leave clues. For example, girls never talk about taking dumps but tend to use unbelievable amounts of toilet paper at a rate that should not seem physically possible. By the same token, a lot of girls all of a sudden buy a detatchable shower head, a tool of satan outside the capacity of a masturbatory aid.

Hmmm... detachable shower heads... i should check if we have one.

No, bummer. 😂 😂

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Yeah, but girls tend to leave clues. For example, girls never talk about taking dumps but tend to use unbelievable amounts of toilet paper at a rate that should not seem physically possible. By the same token, a lot of girls all of a sudden buy a detatchable shower head, a tool of satan outside the capacity of a masturbatory aid.

LOL! I walked in on an ex with a detachable shower head pointed at his ass! It was funny...to...me! I walked in to wash my hands and he was moaning. You know, I don't think I ever washed my hands.

Has anyone ever used a detatchable shower head to clean themselves? It sucks unless you love cold showers or not towling off after a cold pool

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
[B]LOL! I walked in on an ex with a detachable shower head pointed at his ass! /B]

😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
LOL! I walked in on an ex with a detachable shower head pointed at his ass! It was funny...to...me! I walked in to wash my hands and he was moaning. You know, I don't think I ever washed my hands.

Who needs detachable shower heads when you have football and a bell? Jusst click on the link. You know you're curious.

Well, i'm sure every girl has an oversized chess set stuffed away somewhere too

this link should work.
http://www.whoomp.com/articles/44/1/Texas-Tech-Bell-Ringer-Video

For those that didn't get that last joke, all the chess pieces other than the knights represent different lengths, girths, styles, and foreskin lengths of dildos

Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
(ps. i know guys dont admit either, but they admit more easily, because, well guys do it..lol)

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
It would be a bad joke if it didn't happen.

Praise baby Jesus.

aahahaha 😆

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
LOL! I walked in on an ex with a detachable shower head pointed at his ass! It was funny...to...me! I walked in to wash my hands and he was moaning. You know, I don't think I ever washed my hands.

I have a similar story, homes.

Today on our lunch break, one of my mechanics told us that the night before he woke up at about 3:00 am to take a leak and when he opened the door to the bathroom he caught his girlfriend using the reverse-end of his electric shaver on herself! 😆

That must have been an awkward moment.

😂

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
I have a similar story, homes.

Today on our lunch break, one of my mechanics told us that the night before he woke up at about 3:00 am to take a leak and when he opened the door to the bathroom he caught his girlfriend using the reverse-end of his electric shaver on herself! 😆

So much more straight,

Not my point!

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
So much more straight,

Not my point!

😐 Homes, the very point of this thread is about spanking the monkey!

If what I said deviated from your point, oh well, I was still on topic.