Masterbation..moahhaahha!

Started by The Black Ghost34 pages

I can conclude from experience that most women dont lie so here is a simple chart to know the truth:

-If they admit it that means yes.
-Refusal to tell usually means yes unless they are so shy they cant even tell the truth and say no.
-If they say they dont then they probably dont. (Minus those once in a while expections)

--Its quite logical...

Originally posted by The Black Ghost
I can conclude from experience that most women dont lie so here is a simple chart to know the truth:

-If they admit it that means yes.
-Refusal to tell usually means yes unless they are so shy they cant even tell the truth and say no.
-If they say they dont then they probably dont. (Minus those once in a while expections)

--Its quite logical...


I think that's pretty well said, if I may say so myself.

a lot of girls unfortunately don't masturbate until after they start having sex which brings up the dilemna of why you would let someone pleasure you when you don't know how to do it yourself.
btw, i estimate that a 4skin would save the average male up to $250 a year on lotion

lol

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
I think you misunderstood me, but eh, whatever..

no, I think you misunderstood you.

the only time i feel alright is by your side
Girl I want to be with you all of the time
all day and all of the night
all day and all of the night

Originally posted by Mr Zero
You will find that once you have actually had sex with a girl your fascination with this subject will fade.

😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
That's a horrible generalization, it's that ignorant bullcrap of human speech that keeps society from looking past the extirior. Men masturbate and are more prone to admit to it because men generaly are more confident and self-loving then women, women tend to question everything about themselves, men not so much. (Though men can still have self-image problems, but ussualy it's not the same, or to the same extent as women.)

Masturbation has many health bennefits..

#1: Did you know it realeases harmone enzymes when you orgasm? For men, this sudden rush of testerone can not only help you live longer, but if you workout regularly, serve as a natural steroid and increase muscle mass. Thereby making you produce MORE testerone and it's just a net-gain in manlyness.

#2: Masturbation releases endorphines, causing you to not only feel good then and there, but lowering your stress levels, relaxing your receptors, which in-turn has a significant impact on your day to day life if you do it enough.

And #3: Masturbation actually makes your sperm more potent, sperm die wether they're in our out of you, so if you "flushout" your semen regularly, you have a healthy new batch ready to inject into a woman. (Assuming you ever do..)

I'm not saying that it's wrong to be ashamed of masturbation, it's ussualy a sign of conservatism, which obviously I approve of lol.. but to say men masturbate because they think were thier dicks is just ignorant, the proof is, men think with thier dicks when they say or do stupid things, has nothing to do with thier level of enjoyment in choking the chicken..

😆 Jesus christ,who are you? The ''God'' of choking the Monkey or something

Re: Masterbation..moahhaahha!

Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
..ok, now there is a general conception that guys masterbaai, and girls dont. and girls will absoultly not ever admit to it, normally. why? thats my question. we all know that girls do it, but why wont they admit it?..i dunno kinda pisses me off.

by the way, i do know many girls that do, because well.....i wont get into it,.....haha!

but i have asked alot of girls and right off the start its a definite NO!
but sinse i know thier lying, i persist and eventually evey girl i talk to about it ends up admiting to it aftr a good amount of persuasion.

why dont girls just admit to it, it only makes u sound dumb...

(ps. i know guys dont admit either, but they admit more easily, because, well guys do it..lol)


Masturbation provides an excellent opportunity to get to know yourself better sexually. By experimenting you' re able to get more in tune with your sexual response. Once you discover what works for you, you can articulate or show your partner what turns you on and your confidence as a lover will increase.

Masturbation is not only normal, it offers some very specific health benefits as well.

Masturbation is simply fun. It feels terrific. I' m not the one to resist a regular jolt of orgasmic bliss, and I' m not ashamed at all to admit it.

Re: Masterbation..moahhaahha!

Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
..ok, now there is a general conception that guys masterbaai, and girls dont. and girls will absoultly not ever admit to it, normally. why? thats my question. we all know that girls do it, but why wont they admit it?..i dunno kinda pisses me off.

by the way, i do know many girls that do, because well.....i wont get into it,.....haha!

but i have asked alot of girls and right off the start its a definite NO!
but sinse i know thier lying, i persist and eventually evey girl i talk to about it ends up admiting to it aftr a good amount of persuasion.

why dont girls just admit to it, it only makes u sound dumb...

(ps. i know guys dont admit either, but they admit more easily, because, well guys do it..lol)

Not all girls are to conservitive to tell people they masturbate. But the ones that are to "Ashamed" of it...I mean really... its pathetic. They think they are fooling people.

If you can do it you can talk about it. I do it.

Yeah! I do it and I'm not ashamed. I'm doing it right now!

Originally posted by K.Diddy
😆 Jesus christ,who are you? The ''God'' of choking the Monkey or something

Masturbation is cool.

Only the elite can pretend it isn't

perhaps I can oposition from those whose don't. But, so be it!

Masturbation is a wonderful thing.

As it should be....

Orale!

There's nothing wrong with choking the chicken/spanking the monkey/flogging the dolphin/etc...

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Orale!

No, not Oral, it's about masturbation, except.....eww.

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, not Oral, it's about masturbation, except.....eww.

😆 Mas y mas! That was funny, homes.

Re: Masterbation..moahhaahha!

Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
..ok, now there is a general conception that guys masterbaai, and girls dont. and girls will absoultly not ever admit to it, normally. why? thats my question. we all know that girls do it, but why wont they admit it?..i dunno kinda pisses me off.

by the way, i do know many girls that do, because well.....i wont get into it,.....haha!

but i have asked alot of girls and right off the start its a definite NO!
but sinse i know thier lying, i persist and eventually evey girl i talk to about it ends up admiting to it aftr a good amount of persuasion.

why dont girls just admit to it, it only makes u sound dumb...

(ps. i know guys dont admit either, but they admit more easily, because, well guys do it..lol)

my girlfriend admitted to me she use to masterbate but it did take a while to get out of her but she said she dont do it no more because she had withdrawn symptoms or something like that oh well.

Because girls like to screw you up. You might aswell just ask them are they as obsessed with gay porn like us with lesbo porn. In fact *searches forum for such a thread*

Re: Re: Masterbation..moahhaahha!

Originally posted by Storm
Masturbation provides an excellent opportunity to get to know yourself better sexually. By experimenting you' re able to get more in tune with your sexual response. Once you discover what works for you, you can articulate or show your partner what turns you on and your confidence as a lover will increase.

Masturbation is not only normal, it offers some very specific health benefits as well.

Masturbation is simply fun. It feels terrific. I' m not the one to resist a regular jolt of orgasmic bliss, and I' m not ashamed at all to admit it.

A woman sees the light... And admits it too, finally... lol 😄

I'm I girl. I masterbate, I'm not afraid to admit it when asked if I do. My theory is that the majority of the world's population does or has masterbated at least once in their lives. If you watch that sex show with that old lady there...oh whats her name, Joan or something? Anyway, many females have called in to ask questions about masterbation. Anyway my point is masterbation isn't just done by males. Just like shitting, girls never like to talk about themselves having to take a dump, it is unlady like to them so they keep it to themselves. Like crapping masterbation is a natural thing, sometimes it just can't be helped.

Holla.

Originally posted by cool_dudes_rule
my girlfriend admitted to me she use to masterbate but it did take a while to get out of her but she said she dont do it no more because she had withdrawn symptoms or something like that oh well.

ZOMG, USE SOME PUNCTUATION! 😐