Masterbation..moahhaahha!

Started by ragesRemorse34 pages
ragesRemorse Senior Member

yeah, i know. way to cripple a joke .

Imperial_Samura Anticrust Smurf

Ah, should have seen that coming.

shaber schizoid

Does anyone want to stroke the serpent? 😱

a1hsauce Senior Member

i dunno, i dont think theres anything wrong with strokin it, but girls for some reason i guess feel its not appropriate or want guys to think they are complely "pure"

lol my bad everyone i guess that sounds a bit churchy.

The Inkeeper Senior Member

I never have and never will 😇

😖hifty:

SlipknoT Restricted

2 times for me today

BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube

My record is 12 times in a day.

rajah kalantiaw Senior Member

damn, BF... i'm surprised your penis hadn't filed an assault and battery charge on you.

BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube

He knows better then that, besides, he enjoyed himself.

rajah kalantiaw Senior Member

😂

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by BackFire
My record is 12 times in a day.
shock I've only mastered 9

Imperial_Samura Anticrust Smurf

Ehhhh.... this is certainly a new form of competition and one upman-ship

Capt_Fantastic Restricted
Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
one upman-ship
Red Superfly You creepy little stalker

Bah, damn nonsense thread.

Zebina I Hate Attention Whores

Re: Masterbation..moahhaahha!

Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
..ok, now there is a general conception that guys masterbaai, and girls dont. and girls will absoultly not ever admit to it, normally. why? thats my question. we all know that girls do it, but why wont they admit it?..i dunno kinda pisses me off.

by the way, i do know many girls that do, because well.....i wont get into it,.....haha!

but i have asked alot of girls and right off the start its a definite NO!
but sinse i know thier lying, i persist and eventually evey girl i talk to about it ends up admiting to it aftr a good amount of persuasion.

why dont girls just admit to it, it only makes u sound dumb...

(ps. i know guys dont admit either, but they admit more easily, because, well guys do it..lol)

I'll admit it. I'm a girl and I masterbate 💃

Hack Benjamin Restricted

Originally posted by Captain REX
Because they want to appear feminine, not like they are horny bitches looking for sex.

Guys do it because we're thickheaded and think with our lower brain...


That's a horrible generalization, it's that ignorant bullcrap of human speech that keeps society from looking past the extirior. Men masturbate and are more prone to admit to it because men generaly are more confident and self-loving then women, women tend to question everything about themselves, men not so much. (Though men can still have self-image problems, but ussualy it's not the same, or to the same extent as women.)

Masturbation has many health bennefits..

#1: Did you know it realeases harmone enzymes when you orgasm? For men, this sudden rush of testerone can not only help you live longer, but if you workout regularly, serve as a natural steroid and increase muscle mass. Thereby making you produce MORE testerone and it's just a net-gain in manlyness.

#2: Masturbation releases endorphines, causing you to not only feel good then and there, but lowering your stress levels, relaxing your receptors, which in-turn has a significant impact on your day to day life if you do it enough.

And #3: Masturbation actually makes your sperm more potent, sperm die wether they're in our out of you, so if you "flushout" your semen regularly, you have a healthy new batch ready to inject into a woman. (Assuming you ever do..)

I'm not saying that it's wrong to be ashamed of masturbation, it's ussualy a sign of conservatism, which obviously I approve of lol.. but to say men masturbate because they think were thier dicks is just ignorant, the proof is, men think with thier dicks when they say or do stupid things, has nothing to do with thier level of enjoyment in choking the chicken..

Capt_Fantastic Restricted
Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
Men masturbate and are more prone to admit to it because men generaly are more confident and self-loving then women, women tend to question everything about themselves, men not so much.
Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
That's a horrible generalization

Most of the women I know admit to masturbation.

Masturbation is a sign of conservatism? Wow! Consider me a red stater.

debbiejo Dreamer

I never knew this thread existed.........and where is.Imperial_Samura???...Been a long time........

And to the question.............I myself would never tell.

Hack Benjamin Restricted

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Masturbation is a sign of conservatism? Wow! Consider me a red stater.

I think you misunderstood me, but eh, whatever..

ILoveMyDaniel Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
..ok, now there is a general conception that guys masterbaai, and girls dont. and girls will absoultly not ever admit to it, normally. why? thats my question. we all know that girls do it, but why wont they admit it?..i dunno kinda pisses me off.

by the way, i do know many girls that do, because well.....i wont get into it,.....haha!

but i have asked alot of girls and right off the start its a definite NO!
but sinse i know thier lying, i persist and eventually evey girl i talk to about it ends up admiting to it aftr a good amount of persuasion.

why dont girls just admit to it, it only makes u sound dumb...

(ps. i know guys dont admit either, but they admit more easily, because, well guys do it..lol)


Well you're not a woman (I don't think) so you wouldn't exactly know if the female(s) who said that they never did it, were lying. I've tried it but I don't like it so therefore I do not do it. Does that make me a liar? No. Why? Because I'm not lying, and probably 88% of the women that you "assumingly" know of that say they they don't do it, are probably telling the truth.