Masterbation..moahhaahha!

Started by Mr Zero34 pages
Originally posted by Mane
I only did it once before I went out to the mall.

Seriously mane - post a chart on a website somewhere and link to it if you want people to know how often you manage to squeeze another dribble of fetid teenage goop into your hand - I dont want to hear it.

Shut the hell up for once, you shithead.

Re: Masterbation..moahhaahha!

Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
..ok, now there is a general conception that guys masterbaai, and girls dont. and girls will absoultly not ever admit to it, normally. why? thats my question. we all know that girls do it, but why wont they admit it?..i dunno kinda pisses me off.

by the way, i do know many girls that do, because well.....i wont get into it,.....haha!

but i have asked alot of girls and right off the start its a definite NO!
but sinse i know thier lying, i persist and eventually evey girl i talk to about it ends up admiting to it aftr a good amount of persuasion.

why dont girls just admit to it, it only makes u sound dumb...

(ps. i know guys dont admit either, but they admit more easily, because, well guys do it..lol)

To us guys it's easier and quicker. We guys can pop out anywhere... 😮 ... while girls, well... need some extra space... if you get my handle on the issue. Most guys do it and don't admit it because some feel they're not MASTER OF THEIR DOMAIN if to quote Seinfeld. But I have to admit, "sex" is a stress reliever. 😉

....... Not really sure I see the relevance, it may be a cultural thing but I must admit I can remember basically no conversation with guys or gals where it came up. But everyone is different. Some people are more comfortable talking about such things then others. Personally I don't think girls are dumb if they don't just blurt out they do it. In fact I don't expect it, and I don't really want to hear it from either sex, I guess some things should maybe be a bit more private or personal...

You're right, Imerial Samura. Masturbation is a very private thing between you and your hand. Sorry, I had to say that. But it's true. Some peopl are open and honest about it while others don't want it spoken. It's something personal you don't want strangers to know about you, and they might think you're a pervert for even doing such a thing. However, it's perfectly natural. Scientifically, it releases... tension. It's similar to hitting a punching bag, but instead you're releasing sexual tension. You just have to be responsible and be weary of where you do it.

Oh, I agree with what your saying, and I have no problem with it, I don't see it as unnatural or think its something terrible, or anything like that, just saying I can also understand how come people might deny it or just avoid it as a subject.

Originally posted by shellie
Mary Poppins...
she's the queen of of "proper"...

oh...nevermind.... 😛

Awww...Mary poppins. thanks for the whacking material. she is so proper, it feels bad thinking about her gettin all dirty. I'll be right back

It's typical to experience a slowdown by the time you reach forty though boys.

there's a biological reason for it for men, it old semen in the prostate to be gotten rid of, including any carcinogens lurking around, and it is recognised if a guy ejaculates round 5 times a week there is a marked improvement in not getting prostate cancer later in life

Originally posted by Mane
if you masturbate more than 20 times a month you reduce your risk of prostate problems.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Awww...Mary poppins. thanks for the whacking material. she is so proper, it feels bad thinking about her gettin all dirty. I'll be right back
😑 that soooo was intention....

This thread has taken a weird turn that pretty much has nthing to do with the first post or the topic.

mmhmm....and my previous post should have read "that was soooo NOT my intention....."

oh well 😛

Nah, shelliness, iw asnt talking about you flirt1 but how all the guys are talking about the M word and no girlies are...and they should be !

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Nah, shelliness, iw asnt talking about you flirt1 but how all the guys are talking about the M word and no girlies are...and they should be !
damn right flirt1

Originally posted by BackFire
Yeah, and you also grow hair on your hands if you do it alot, and you could bo blind.

I asked about it. Did you know that the balls produce hormones? One of them happens to be testosterone. It increases the amount of oil in your face skin apparently. Anyway, if you start using them, it makes your body produce it faster. As far as I know, hairy hands and blindness aren't common features of adolescence; I doubt that either could be caused.

Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's a great fun and also intimate activity to do with your partner or someone you're seeing, it's also something alot of people do to relax. You'd be surprised how much unknown tension is relieved by shooting off a round.

-AC

Originally posted by Ytaker
I asked about it. Did you know that the balls produce hormones? One of them happens to be testosterone. It increases the amount of oil in your face skin apparently. Anyway, if you start using them, it makes your body produce it faster. As far as I know, hairy hands and blindness aren't common features of adolescence; I doubt that either could be caused.

Did you know that your facial oils are very good for your skin? What gives you acne is if you don't wash your face enough and the dirt on your face gets mixed with your facial oils and clogs your pores. Your oils themselves are very good, but the dirt isn't. So, if you wash your face, you won't have to worry about the oils giving you acne.

i dont know...I mean if masturbating gave you acne, wouldnt all the girls out there who take a face full of man juice be over run by acne?

I don't think they meant the sperm itself, but rather the effect of masterbating has on the hormones.