Dr. Revan's very bad psychiatric advice--only 5 cents with tax!

Started by Darth Revan10 pages

Dr. Revan's very bad psychiatric advice--only 5 cents with tax!

After much deliberation, I have decided to open my own psychiatric clinic, since the existing "advice" threads are neither helpful nor funny. Ask away. Oh, and I lied, it's free.

Okay, so what's wrong with me, Dr. Nivek?

And you can have a cookie 😊

Hmm... seems to me that your sig, avatar, user title, and location don't match AT ALL. This is probably causing you to associate each of the aforementioned with different times in your life, or specific events. This will have a damaging effect over time, as you will learn to purposefully separate yourself from other people, people like me, whose thingummies all go together. Now, I could understand if you were to match the sig and avatar but not the user title, or have one not going with the others, but I don't think any of them really go together! I have two words for you: HELD BACK. REPEATING THE 13TH GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. I GUESS THIS WAS MORE THAN TWO WORDS.

The solution:
Enlist the help of a professional computer nerd. He will know what to do. As for the old stuff, give it the ol' bar of sodium in the bathtub treatment.

Oh and thank you for the cookie 😊

hysterical

13th grade = freshman year of college...which I'm currently in....😛

And what do you mean my avvie, sig, location, and title don't match? The only one that doesn't is the title 😛

That was on purpose with the grade, smartypants 🙄

Pff, nice move, changing your sig just as I told you what was wrong 😛

Your other problem is, you're in denial. Instead of admitting to your problems, you only pretend they aren't there. But as soon as I log off, you're going to change right back to that lightsaber sig, aren't you?

dr im dlue what should i do?

Originally posted by justjakk
dr im dlue what should i do?

The problem:
Incomprehensible spelling and grammar.

The solution:
Go back to second grade, then come back here for some prescription medication.

😉 😛

Originally posted by Darth Revan
That was on purpose with the grade, smartypants 🙄

Pff, nice move, changing your sig just as I told you what was wrong 😛

Your other problem is, you're in denial. Instead of admitting to your problems, you only pretend they aren't there. But as soon as I log off, you're going to change right back to that lightsaber sig, aren't you?

Unless JP bugs me to put the lightsaber back up, nope, probably not 😛

Originally posted by Darth Revan
The problem:
Incomprehensible spelling and grammar.

The solution:
Go back to second grade, then come back here for some prescription medication.

Thats good common sense advice, not the very bad psychiatric advice you advertised.

LIAR!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
Unless JP bugs me to put the lightsaber back up, nope, probably not 😛

See what I mean? You're in denial, dammit! Don't you realize that I can't help you with your problems unless you'll admit to them? ranting

Originally posted by Mr Zero
Thats good common sense advice, not the very bad psychiatric advice you advertised.

LIAR!!!!!!!!!

I appreciate you complimenting me on my good advice. I don't appreciate you calling me a liar. Do you understand that, or do we need to have a little sit-down chat to straighten things up, hmm?

dr i'm dislexic.......oh and im blue.....what should i do?

Originally posted by Darth Revan
See what I mean? You're in denial, dammit! Don't you realize that I can't help you with your problems unless you'll admit to them? ranting

No "I Love Brad Wilk" shirt for you then schmoll

Originally posted by justjakk
dr i'm dislexic.......oh and im blue.....what should i do?

I can't do much about your dyslexia, you'll just have to hire a spell checker to help you with that.

There's nothing wrong with being blue. Being blue is the latest craze with such popular musicians as Maynard James Keenan:

Oh, wait, you meant you were depressed? Well why didn't you say so? Here, have some drugs.

🧑‍⚕️

Boy, I've really outdone myself this time, haven't I? Not only have I managed to kill this thread, I've managed to kill the entire OTF for an unprecedented TEN MINUTES! I'm the best psychiatrist ever! 😱

Alright I'll go, give me some advice ✅

What about me? Whats my problem?

Irene> Your problem is that you have too many posts on KMC. My special psychiatrist mind-powers tell me that this is probably a result of deep-seated boredom, which is probably the result of spending too much time on the internet. Specifically this forum. Did you get any of that? Good, because neither did I. It's alright, whatever the problem is can probably be solved with a bar of sodium and some water, like all of life's difficulties.

Vaya> Judging from the line in your signature, you're spending too much time with this justjakk fellow. And as we all know, he suffers from dyslexia. So in the future, you might be seeing yourself picking up that dyslexia, which could lead to major public embarrassment down the line. Like, you might walk into a bar one day, and look at a hole in the floor, and mean to say, "Wow, look at this hole, crap it is huge!" but instead say "Wow, look at this crap hole, is it huge?" Which we can all tell would be terribly humiliating. So I ask that you do one of two things--either spend a while each day studying various greek philosophers to keep good and smart, or wear justjakk around earplugs--I mean, earplugs around justjakk. See what I mean? It's even happening to me now! *studies Aristotle*

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
Unless JP bugs me to put the lightsaber back up, nope, probably not 😛

bug BUG BUG BUG BUG......can we have that back please?