Dr. Revan's very bad psychiatric advice--only 5 cents with tax!

Started by drunk_nazgul10 pages

... Doc, I have a conscience. closedeyes

Go outside and step on bugs until it goes away. That'll fix ya. 😐

Originally posted by Darth Revan
I'm sorry 🙁

Do you have the latest version of Quicktime? detective

homer simpson wants rageahol

Doc, I need a job. Preferably something in pyschology.

Are you telling me that you want to be my associate or something? I think you might have a severe problem here. The fact that you want to be around such a stupid person as myself nearly all day tells me something.

Anyways, the job is available, but somebody else already applied. You can fight him for it if you like. I got ten bucks on the other guy. 👆

Dr. DR I need help, my leg fell of and i got blood on the rug

Bleach works well for blood ✅

Unless of course the carpet isn't white, in which case I would hire a carpet cleaner. Or if you're financially challenged, just rip the damn thing out of the floor. 😊

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Are you telling me that you want to be my associate or something? I think you might have a severe problem here. The fact that you want to be around such a stupid person as myself nearly all day tells me something.

Anyways, the job is available, but somebody else already applied. You can fight him for it if you like. I got ten bucks on the other guy. 👆

Pfft...and I was going to ask if I could be your associate...😒

And now I'm falling into a deep hole that never ends. And it is approximately 60,000 feet deep.

SS> Well, in that case, screw eggmayo and the other guy. You can be my associate any day droolio 😊

DN> Who do you think I am, a shrink? ranting

Oh wait, never mind...

... fine then, be that way. *finds another hole*

Originally posted by Darth Revan
SS> Well, in that case, screw eggmayo and the other guy. You can be my associate any day droolio 😊

DN> Who do you think I am, a shrink? ranting

Oh wait, never mind...

Awesome queen 😊

Dr. Stardust has joined Dr. Revan! 😂

I'm going to put the both of you out of business.

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
Awesome queen 😊

Dr. Stardust has joined Dr. Revan! 😂

Hhheeyeaaaahh! (there should be a Lil John smilie for these occasions) king

DN> Pff, with that THING in your avatar? Good luck 🙄

DN...not gonna happen ❌ 😛

Thank you for your time. I'll now go and start a new culture.

Just because I'm not RATM enough.... 🙄

You can hang with my crew, but only if you accept Maynard as the one and only God and Zack de la Rocha as his disciple. closedeyes

Damn straight.

<-- currently listening to Take the Power Back 😊

What? The Land of the Free? Whoever told you that is your enemy! 2guns

Ignorance has taken over, yo, we gotta take the power back! 🤘

😂 I love how whenever we're in a thread it always turns to us posting lyrics/talking about/obsessing over RATM and Maynard.