doctor doctor. i dont have a girlfriend and im not gay. i have voices in my head but they wont talk to me anymore. im still dyslexic and im stll blue. i know traditional folk dancing helped a friend of mine but hes not my friend anymore. i also listen to people who cant help me i the least. what should i do?
Originally posted by justjakk
doctor doctor. i dont have a girlfriend and im not gay. i have voices in my head but they wont talk to me anymore. im still dyslexic and im stll blue. i know traditional folk dancing helped a friend of mine but hes not my friend anymore. i also listen to people who cant help me i the least. what should i do?
Folk dancing is for chumps. Try flamenco, or salsa dancing. sombrero2
As for listening to people who can't help you, well, don't trust anyone except me, because I'm the only person you know who knows what they're talking about. Trust me. Now pay up, sucker. 🙂
EL> Are you SURE you want me to look into the very deepest depths of your mind, peeling it apart layer by layer, until the ugly reality about your inner self is revealed? CAN YOU HANDLE THE TRUTH?!?! shock
Alright, I'll just assume you can handle the truth then. Your problem is that you thoroughly enjoyed a movie that does not actually exist yet. Did you go forward in time? Or are you hallucinating like all my other patients? Or has 2005 already happened, but there was a horrible war, followed by a period of nuclear fallout, and you found a way to turn back time to save the human race? Is THAT what it is? Because if it is, please god tell me! cry
Well, nevermind that, chances are you're just dreaming lots of crazy shit up. Let's get things straight, first and foremost:
1. It is December in the year two-thousand-and-four. The Elektra movie has not been released yet.
2. I am your psychiatrist, and everything I tell you do to or say is a good idea.
These two pieces of information are the key to your recovery. You must repeat them like a mantra whenever you feel the need to question what I am telling you. Understood? So...
1. Don't do drugs, drugs are bad, mmm'kay?
2. Don't listen to RATM and play Pacman at the same time. This is almost as damaging as drugs, mmm'kay?
3. You will not be allowed within 100 yards of any Elektra comics for the next three weeks.
4. You need a signature image.
Hopefully you will be on your way to recovery soon.
Originally posted by Darth Revan
You want to know how to cheat on a test, eh? How in god's name did you get this far in school without knowing how already? 😑 😛Well, cheating isn't hard. TV will tell you to steal the answer key. TV is wrong. 🙁 Stealing anything is too risky and also defeats the purpose of cheating in the first place. If you were good at stealing, you would've dropped out of school long ago!
The best way is to just look at the person sitting next to you. If your teacher is a chump and gives two different tests, try to sit next to a friend who will help you out a little. When the teacher is not looking, swap tests with your friend so that the person to your other side will have the same test as you. Or, if there are no friends in that class, wait til the person stands up for some reason. Be quick--they might catch you! But if you do it right, they won't know what hit them.
If you need more time to plan your cheating strategy, feel free to either skip class or fake an illness.
I sincerely hope this helps you get a complete education. Good luck on your test!
Thanks for the advice as my essay in English was about cheating so you gave me ideas😈. I have cheated many times so don't worry I'm not that smart. 😮
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
DR> I have a problem that needs immediate psychiatric advice!Is it sacreligious to worship Both the Cult of Rage-aholics and the Temple of Maynard at the same time?
Absolutely fecking not. The Cult and The Temple do not conflict with each other, they live together harmoniously, sometimes even coming together to form the greatest perfection known to man! The one thing you must never, ever do is listen to a Tool song and a Rage song simultaneously. Mere humans are not capable of handling this level of music-gasm and may go into a coma, be paralysed, or even die!
Strangelove> I know it sounds like fun, but Maynard would frown upon you for such an act. Maynard wants you to live your own life, and be a productive member of His glorious society. But if you're a chump and don't worship Maynard, go ahead. closedeyes
Originally posted by Darth Revan
Absolutely fecking not. The Cult and The Temple do not conflict with each other, they live together harmoniously, sometimes even coming together to form the greatest perfection known to man! The one thing you must never, ever do is listen to a Tool song and a Rage song simultaneously. Mere humans are not capable of handling this level of music-gasm and may go into a coma, be paralysed, or even die!
I've done it and survived 🤘