Dwarfdude
Official KMC F*ck Monkey
Sarcasm, impressions, good slapstick, wit, and quick comments. My two favorite Stand-Up comedians are Robin Willams and Dennis Leary. Examples of jokes I laugh my ass off at.
Thank God Jesus was an only child. Cause who'd want to be Jerry, brother of Christ. He'd show up in a bar somewhere at thirty. "Yeah, whoop-dee-do, I'm Jerry Christ. Yeah, I've healed someone, come 'ere Spot, heel. Yeah yeah, I'm a plumber, he's a carpenter, you do thye math.
And we cant bomb the Afganis to the Stone Age cause they'd be like "Oh, Upgrade!"
A goat here, possible member of the Taliban, or *quote*concubine*quote*, fire the 25 million dollar cruise missle up its ass, and we're successful. Mission Extreme Redundency in carrying on.
My dad had a mechanical Screwdriver, you know what I mean. So, hes doing some work in the other room, and all of the sudden we here this sound *sputtering sound*. My dad comes into the room, his thumb haning on by a single strand of skin. He says, "Damn! ****ing thumb got in the way.....I really wanted to finish that room too..."
Robin Williams Live on Broadway. Rent it, Buy it, Love it, LIVE BY IT!