Runaways 28: the runaways travel back in time to the 1800s. Molly and Karolina(lucy in the sky) talks to a battered, mutant girlwhose maybe only two years older than Molly at a restaurant, while she talks about life with her husband
BMG: Mr Prast is a devout man, but he.....drinks, he does not find work.
Karolina: While you slave away at a factory? Lame-O!(with almost a singing tone)
BMG: It's not so bad...its just....when i come home so tired, and then he......... i do not enjoy it.....my......my marital duties(shamefully turns her head and looks away)
Molly: Oh.....My...God....................HE MAKES YOU DO CHORES?!?!
😆 😆 😆 I was LMAO'ing on that one for like 10 mins
Runaways= consistently funny.
Molly Hayes punches out the Punisher. The frame goes white, and it comes back with black captions:
"Punisher War Journal Entry: Hhhhn"
Karolina: "We're not yelling at you, Molly."
Molly: "But how could I know he didn't have power!"
Victor: "From his lame name! If he had powers, he'd be named after them, like Electro or Iron Fist. What did you think, he had some sort of PUNISHY force?"
Xavin: "Some of us are yelling at you, Molly."
That issue also has my another of my favorite Molly quotes: "Why aren't you AWESOMED by me?" Which is kind of one of my life mottos, now.
Fatastic Four Adventures. The Silver Surfer is making a bid to revamp his image, he's tired of ppl (mostly johhny storm) telling him to ease up with the soliloqy(shakespeare english). Just his luck a media saavy TV host(fashoned after oprah) decides to help him out, oh and she's totally evil. Next panel we see SS decked out in baggy jeans, fitted hat, and wife beater, and a blinging neck piece with SS on it.
SS: "Tis a simple matter for one who weilds the power cosmic to rearrange waste matter into precious metals.....are you "feeling" me?
Talkshow lady: What do we call what you weild now? (in a scolding tone)
SS: The...........Pizzower Coshizzmic?
TSL: Very good
Originally posted by manjaro
Fatastic Four Adventures. The Silver Surfer is making a bid to revamp his image, he's tired of ppl (mostly johhny storm) telling him to ease up with the soliloqy(shakespeare english). Just his luck a media saavy TV host(fashoned after oprah) decides to help him out, oh and she's totally evil. Next panel we see SS decked out in baggy jeans, fitted hat, and wife beater, and a blinging neck piece with SS on it.SS: "Tis a simple matter for one who weilds the power cosmic to rearrange waste matter into precious metals.....are you "feeling" me?
Talkshow lady: [B]What
do we call what you weild now? (in a scolding tone)SS: The...........Pizzower Coshizzmic?
TSL: Very good [/B]
awesome. I hadn't heard that FF Adventures was so sweet.
Originally posted by manjaro
Fatastic Four Adventures. The Silver Surfer is making a bid to revamp his image, he's tired of ppl (mostly johhny storm) telling him to ease up with the soliloqy(shakespeare english). Just his luck a media saavy TV host(fashoned after oprah) decides to help him out, oh and she's totally evil. Next panel we see SS decked out in baggy jeans, fitted hat, and wife beater, and a blinging neck piece with SS on it.SS: "Tis a simple matter for one who weilds the power cosmic to rearrange waste matter into precious metals.....are you "feeling" me?
Talkshow lady: [B]What
do we call what you weild now? (in a scolding tone)SS: The...........Pizzower Coshizzmic?
TSL: Very good [/B]