Queeq’s Kamino Canine Club (beware of the occasional spoiler)

If you want me to be patient, I'll need some lemon-soaked paper napkins.

How about a nice friendly game of strip poker to kill some time Gundy? 😄

Okidokey.

*puts on 14 turtlenecks and 20 pairs of pants*

Ready. 😈

*Looks very nervous sitting in underpants and socks only*

*starts dealing cards*

Feel lucky, punk ?

*Gulps*

I shaved.

How about you ? 😈

Just my bikini line, but my shoulders and back still look like a female Russian athletes! 😱

(That was a joke BTW, I'm not a very hairy chap at all)

Also shaved, my face that is 🙂

Had a shave yesterday, did that so I've got a bit of a sexy rugged look for when I go out tonight. Meeeeow!

Lovely... he said, in a very manly way.

You should have said it then grabbed me in a head-lock or maybe just give me a jab to the ribs. That would have assured everyone it was a hetro comment. 😄

(Puts on very deep voice)

Yes, yes, of course... let's go have a drink.

As FRIENDS! Just as friends...

You're so camp! I still loves ya anyway Ush.

*Punches Ush in the arm*

Ow!

I can take you down to my lab and fix that bruise for ya, Ush.

Careful Ush, you'll probably come back with some Borg like semi-robotic arm. 😱

What, a tennis playing arm, you mean?

(Crap joke apologies in advance...)

*Slow hand clap* 🙄

I apologise to the entirity of humankind. Still, at least I have de-camped myself.