Queeq’s Kamino Canine Club (beware of the occasional spoiler)

On a totally different subject....

Have you read Frank Skinner's autobiography Ush?

Afraid not; would it help?

so is anyone going to buy me a drink?

Drinks are off right now. We need a new bar.

Here have a cocktail chap.

Its the funniest book I've ever read, I'm re-reading it at the moment. I think you'd enjoy it.

If I had the money, I would get it...

Cocktails are off as wel. We need a new bar with a new set-up and new blood.

Talking of blood... if you are reading this, Darla, queeq REALLY needs a new entertainment officer! He only accepts females.

geez you step out for a while and see what you miss...Ush fill me in my friend? and do you think I should set up a new swing pad?

Ooh, queeq is a bit harsh on other social's these days...

Basically, my man, we have been here too long and everything has gotten wet.

Blood.....

*snaps out of daze*

Damn you, Ush. You know I'm trying to give it up!

Eeek! 😱

Ah, face it, you aren't ever giving up the blood!

(Holds out wrist)

Nice O negative, right here...

*Holds out wrist*

13% proof for you here.

Hey! I said it first!

for the love of God, people....

what exactly does the role of ents manager entail?
think i may already have taken on enough extra-curicular activities this year

Now, what would the Master say if he heard you mention God?

If you remember, that b*tch Buffy staked him. I'd rather not talk about it.

Although, technically speaking, I staked myself not long ago. Hmmm....may have to choose a season to emulate.....

Mmmmm Buffy..........

*Begins to drool all over self*

*fangs elongate*