Queeq’s Kamino Canine Club (beware of the occasional spoiler)

Careful, Mech...

And Darla, I hear the Master may be coming back, so watch it! At your inception he told you very clearly of how God had forsaken you...

Anyway, you would be hard-pressed to emulate someone better than Darla...

You're all so impatient. I'm working on it... It's gonna be my wedding gift to Gundy so it has to be special.

Ok, understood. Well, we seem to be building up a decent social group here again! You want to ask Darla for an interview?

Yes... well, what are her sizes? That's all I need to know really.

Oh, subtle as ever... you going to ask about the spandex later?

Latest polls show spandex doesn't show enough skin. Maybe a texture analysis of her skin is necessary...

Does that work on a vampire?

would i have to do this pole-dancing thing then?

That was more BGs job, but if you can that's bloody great!

Your main job is to keep this a very fun and happy place! Well, the new place, when we build it. This place is staying flooded.

Edna did a good job but abandoned it a while back in a bad mood.

Who's BG?

Barbie Girl; young poster hereabouts. Describes herself as a pole-dancing Princess; volunteered for the job but real life has gotten in the way of her duties.

Um... CAN you pole-dance? I am sure queeq will be very generous with terms if you can!

I used to pole-dance in LA....

It was a great way to eat, er, meet people....

I'll pretend I didn't hear that last bit. Technically as a Jedi, I should disapprove...

(Calls over)

"Hey, queeq! I think we are on to a winner, here!"

I am pretty sure you have the job, Darla...

You're all very trusting...
I could turn this place around, it stinks of humanity at the moment

I think it stinks mainly of fish, actually. What with the flooding.

Anyway, trusting. schmusting, we handled the Witch and the Uush clone; I think we can handle a Vampire, even a mighty and beautiful one like you...

Its a long time since I was accused of vampirism, nocturnal perhaps but vampire hmmm...well I have the clothes for it, I always liked the Toreodors...

Not YOU!!! The beautiful female! With the hatred for humans.

Are we serving today? Have we got any Glen Dagobah in? or did I finish it off last time. If you want a lift out of here my ship is available.

Hey, Orpheus ! Nice to see you again, old buddy, old pal !!!

Just sitting around drinking with Darla and Ush and Mech....pull up the floor and sit down !!

wasnt there this film called Vampiros Lesbos or something like that? can't remember the name exactly🙂