Good joke

Joke :

a pedofile dives up to a child and say's "i'll give you a sweet if you come in my car"

the child reply's "i'll cum in your mouth for the whole bag"

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Three people are applying for the F.B.I.. Two men and one woman. They each do acceptable in the obstacle course and the testing, next comes the loyalty test. They bring in the two wives and the husband. They give them each a gun with blanks and tell them to kill the spouse. They each try but come out saying they can't. The girl goes in and they hear fires. Then a series of banging. She walks out all bloody and says" The gun was full of blanks so I had to use the chair."

JL omg 😆

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both were good 😆

Originally posted by JLred
Three people are applying for the F.B.I.. [B]Two men and one woman They each do acceptable in the obstacle course and the testing, next comes the loyalty test. They bring in the two wives and the husband. They give them each a gun with blanks and tell them to kill the spouse. They each try but come out saying they can't. The girl goes in and they hear fires. Then a series of banging. She walks out all bloody and says" The gun was full of blanks so I had to use the chair." [/B]

U messed up... at first u put Two men and 1 woman, then later there was 2 women and 1 man

good joke

no you just dont understand its like two men and two wives and the other woman applying has a husband

Ive heard both, the second onee is awesome! 😂

what a weird joke 😂

Sorry my typing is horrible.....jumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpYeah like Clavis said they bring the wives and the husbands of the people applying....

Originally posted by Fearnix
Joke :

a pedofile dives up to a child and say's "i'll give you a sweet if you come in my car"

the child reply's "i'll cum in your mouth for the whole bag"

😆

😂

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

What's the worst thing about licking a bald pussy?

Puting the nappy on after

At a news conference, a journalist said to the politician running for the presidency, "Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you please comment on this."
"The truth is," replied the politician, "that she has a big mouth."

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America has finally captured Saddam Hussein!
They sprayed a field with Viagra, and the prick stood up!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

One stops sucking when you slap it. 😂

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