Powerless Peter Parker V's Powerless Clark Kent

Doesn't matter who's more tragic.

They both know MA, enough to know how to attack and defend themselves. The human body can only move in so many different ways - learning different styles of punching is great, and you can bust out your 5 palm death touch tiger claw style all you want, but a right hook is still a right hook. Its simple, and most importantly, its effective.

And Clark is still massive compared to Parker.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
And Clark is still massive compared to Parker.

That's what Lois said after sucking them off when they teamed-up.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
That's what Lois said after sucking them off when they teamed-up.

She always was a ****.

Nah, Lois knows what's good for her.

Incidentally, this is a pertinent scan.

Note the size differential:

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Great scan.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Nah, Lois knows what's good for her.

And that's Batman.

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Originally posted by -Pr-
She always was a ****.

Once again. Weight and size in comics do not mean as much as they do in RL. 99,9999% they dont matter at all. Skill on the other hand...

Clark stomps.

Originally posted by SamZED
Once again. Weight and size in comics do not mean as much as they do in RL. 99,9999% they dont matter at all. Skill on the other hand...

Falls under PIS.

Pete is not more skilled anyway, the difference in size, strength and athleticism is more than noticeable though.

Supes and Spidey meeting would result in both coming out of the closet and having hot buttseks. So, stalemate.

Pete would be the receiver, so no, Clark would still win.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Pete would be the receiver, so no, Clark would still win.

True, but Kal would certainly tell Pete to put on a Batman costume and return the favor.

He'd be the receiver in a Batman costume too.

Proof;

In his dreams!

Guys, back on topic please...

Originally posted by SamZED
Once again. Weight and size in comics do not mean as much as they do in RL. 99,9999% they dont matter at all. Skill on the other hand...

Wolverine vs. Omega Red is a good example.

"He's stronger, taller and heavier than me, but I can use those last two against him".

Originally posted by Mshinu
In his dreams!

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Context? Clark wanted them to DP Diana or what?

Diana looks like she wanted it too.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Wolverine vs. Omega Red is a good example.

"He's stronger, taller and heavier than me, but I can use those last two against him".

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Context? Clark wanted them to DP Diana or what?

That was an issue that was basically narrated by two battle board-type kids arguing over who would win. It was basically a giant parody.

Originally posted by SamZED
Once again. Weight and size in comics do not mean as much as they do in RL. 99,9999% they dont matter at all. Skill on the other hand...

For top end MA. Even in real life, Kimo would crush most people, as most aren't nearly as skilled as Royce Gracie.

Even if we spot Peter a skill edge, there' s no way he's anything more then a novice, considering he' s spent his career falling back on his unique Spidey style. Experience is big.

And Clark has experience dating back to before his powers developed.