GOD is a WOMAN

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I agree with you

Originally posted by dizzyblondegirl
why cant god have a sex?
God can do anything, If the Gnostics had any truth in their doctrines Jesus May have been a woman in a mans body. Jesus was supposed to have a spiritual sister named Sophia that entered his body at the time of his baptism. Not that i brlieve it but evidebtly they thought jesus was born a man, became a woman in a mans body, when he died the soirit left him, now ge's all woman. Since we have the holy spirit in us I guess that means we're all a bunch of women.
Seriously God is spirit and we can't say whether he is male or female, he is both and he is neither. Jesus appeared as a man largely due to the culture of the time besides in genesis god told adam that he would die on the day he ate of the tree of good and evil. The holy spirit that God had breathed into Adams nostrils that brought him tp life was left him. It was upon him but not in him. Jesus was the second adam,he had to be born a man.
I think he had some characteristics which are more often found in females but he was a man. I though this was somebodiesidea of a joke but evidently somebody is trying to give him a sex change opperation.
TESTING THE FAITH
Was Jesus Christ
really a woman?
New version of Gospels changes gender of 'Son of God' to female.
Posted: June 3, 2005
1:00 a.m. Eastern
I read a weblog about it that showed some lines from it and when mary and the other mary came to her grave the angel said she is not here, she is risen and off having her nails done. It sounds more like a comic book to me.

markie calgon take me away

I agree with you

Originally posted by dizzyblondegirl
why cant god have a sex?
God can do anything, If the Gnostics had any truth in their doctrines Jesus May have been a woman in a mans body. Jesus was supposed to have a spiritual sister named Sophia that entered his body at the time of his baptism. Not that I erlieve it but evidebtly they thought jesus was born a man, became a woman in a mans body, when he died the soirit left him, now he's all woman. Since we have the holy spirit in us I guess that means we're all a bunch of women.
Seriously God is spirit and we can't say whether he is male or female, he is both and he is neither. Jesus appeared as a man largely due to the culture of the time besides in genesis god told Adam that he would die on the day he ate of the tree of good and evil. The holy spirit that God had breathed into Adams nostrils that brought him to life was left him. It was upon him but not in him. Jesus was the second adam,he had to be born a man.
I think Jesus had some characteristics which are more often found in females but he was a man. I thought this was somebodiesidea of a joke but evidently somebody is trying to give him a sex change opperation.
TESTING THE FAITH
Was Jesus Christ
really a woman?
New version of Gospels changes gender of 'Son of God' to female.
Posted: June 3, 2005
1:00 a.m. Eastern
I read a weblog about it that showed some lines from the gospel of judith christ and when mary of magdela and the other mary came to her grave the angel said she is not here, she is risen and off having her nails done. It sounds more like a comic book to me.

Echuu Master Jedi

Why would God appoint man as the head of the household if he were a woman?

debbiejo Dreamer
Originally posted by Echuu
Why would God appoint man as the head of the household if he were a woman?

That was the churches doing.....To suppress women...It's been done all through history..Women cant teach, or preach, or speak in church, at that time...Marriage was only for the purpose of a man taking possession of her land....

God being a woman wouldn't like that...

Echuu Master Jedi

Assuming that God is a woman of course 😛

markie calgon take me away

I thought it was true

Originally posted by debbiejo
I know what your saying storm.....

It's funny how the pagan story of someone being created by a rib got into the Bible. Lacking vagina's many gods gave birth through their mouths, legs, head. Ra gave birth through his mouth, Zeus gave birth to Athena through his head, Dionysus through his thigh. Greek carvings show Apollo sitting on eggs. The god Loki gave birth to Odin by impregnating himself by eating a womans heart, some ate an apple. You couldn't be considered god like unless you could procreate.

The idea of a rib came from the Sumerian child birth goddess, Nin-ti. "Lady of the Rib." Since it meant both rib and life, she was also a lady of life. She made infants bones in utero from their mothers ribs, which is why biblical writers thought ribs possessed the magic of maternity.

Just because it's pagan doesn't mean it isn't true. The pagan beliefs came after the Adam sinned. God created man in his image, man sinned and lost that image.Ever since then man has been creating god in his image.

Morbid4Daniel Warum ist die Sonne rund?

God's a dude, dudes.

markie calgon take me away

She could if she wanted to.

Originally posted by dizzyblondegirl
why cant god have a sex?
God who we call god the father is spirit and neither male nor femalt but he is both. Jesus came to earth as a man mainly because of the culture at the time. The holy spirit was thought to be a woman by the gnostics. While jesus was a man he did have characyeristics that are more often found in women. I think he was a man because if he was a woman he would likely not be accepted. I thought it was a joke but some publishing co. is going to give him a sex change. Maybe we've been wrong for the last 6000+ yeats and he really is a she.

debbiejo Dreamer

^ Is that the real Jesus??...She's not wearing any clothes.....I bet her dad doesn't know about this???

socialrebel101 Queen of the Universe

What if God isnt a being, persay, but more of a spiritual feeling or a type of essence? An essence doesnt need a gender. In that retrospect, God would be neither male nor female.

Echuu Master Jedi
Originally posted by debbiejo
^ Is that the real Jesus??...She's not wearing any clothes.....I bet her dad doesn't know about this???

😆

markie calgon take me away

God is a woman

Originally posted by Echuu
Assuming that God is a woman of course 😛
Woman was created in the image of god, so was man, Whether one came nefore the other or thety were both created at the same time doesn't matter, The bible says adam was created in the image of god and eve was created from adam's rib. I assume adams rib was created in the image of god. I'm sure neither adam or eve look like god. God is spirit his image is spirotual. It has to do with simething on the inside, the bible more often than not uses figurative language but a lot of people take it litteraly and come up with a ot of different interpretations which is why there's over 1000 denominations of christianity.
Jesus was a man because that's how the culture was set up at the time, not that there weren't any women prophets in the old testament but the jewish rabbis were all men. I have been looking at women in the ot and there are some that don't get the recognition they deserve. I think Moses' sister should be called a prophetes and certainly Deborah in the book of judges was a prophetess. I mean if the sunday schools are going to teach the bible they ought to teach it right.
God is a woman, God is a man. God is both and God is neither, God is God. Romans 11:34
For who hath known the mind of the Lord? or who hath been his counsellor?

markie calgon take me away

Unless the preist is gay

Originally posted by andylc716
welll.. a priests marrys the church so God has to be a women!
It would be apropriate. Maybe the gnostics realy did know somethings. Christ came as a man but ended up a woman.

Echuu Master Jedi

Re: God is a woman

Originally posted by markie
Jesus was a man because that's how the culture was set up at the time, God is a woman, God is a man. God is both and God is neither, God is God.

What about the church being the bridegroom in Revelation?

markie calgon take me away

God is a spirit

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
God's a dude, dudes.
John 4:24 God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth. Jesus was a dude, jesus wasn't god. In fact he was a baseball player for the houston astros, there was a guy named jesus selu. jesus is the same name as joshua. There's at least three jesus's in the old testament. Jesus wasn't god but christ is.

markie calgon take me away

It's a mad, mad, mad world

Originally posted by debbiejo
^ Is that the real Jesus??...She's not wearing any clothes.....I bet her dad doesn't know about this???
And when she rose from the dead she had her nails done, I found a weblog about it.
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Judith Christ!
This isn’t a religion blog, but the zany gender-bending of the radical feminists who populate college biblical-studies departments these days is sometimes too rich to pass over. The latest offering: Judith Christ of Nazareth, a new set of Gospels that proves definitively that Jesus was actually a woman! (Thanks to The Anchoress, who in turn tips her chapeau to Insight Scoop.)

The subtitle of "Judith Christ" informs us that its text was "extracted from" the gospels of "Matthew, Mark, Luke and John." Actually it’s more like the gospels of Matthaea, Marcia, Lucy, and Joan. Here’s an excerpt, quoted by The Anchoress, from the publisher’s press release:

"Her birth -- Luke 2:4 And Joseph went to Bethlehem. 5 To be enrolled with Mary, his wife, who was then pregnant. 7 And she brought forth her firstborn child. 21 And her name was chosen to be Judith. * Her crucifixion -- John 19:17 And She bearing her cross went forth. 18 There they crucified Judith. * Her resurrection -- Matthew 28:1 Mary Magdalene and the other Mary came to see the tomb. 5 But the angel said to the women, ’Do not be afraid, for I know that you seek Judith who was crucified.’ 6 ’She is not here; for She is risen.’

She is risen, and she’s off having her nails done. It all reminds me of Tony Hendra’s hilarious "The Story of Jessica Christ" for the National Lampoon back in the 1970s. Hendra’s piece, a spoof of a Sunday School biblical comic book, depicted a fetching Jessica, a Gloria Steinem lookalike, hanging on the cross and wondering whether her hair looked OK.

"Judith"’s publisher says the new Gospels will "make the message of Chris

to the women, ’Do not be afraid, for I know that you seek Judith who was crucified.’ 6 ’She is not here; for She is risen.’

She is risen, and she’s off having her nails done. It all reminds me of Tony Hendra’s hilarious "The Story of Jessica Christ" for the National Lampoon back in the 1970s. Hendra’s piece, a spoof of a Sunday School biblical comic book, depicted a fetching Jessica, a Gloria Steinem lookalike, hanging on the cross and wondering whether her hair looked OK.

"Judith"’s publisher says the new Gospels will "make the message of Christ more accessible to many." Yes, and I can’t wait to read the part about the Roman soldiers casting lots for who gets to keep Judith’s dress.

It sounds like a comic book. I read the publishing company had the qualifications for biblical research equal to those of Dr. Sues, I think they are more equal to those of The Cat in The Hat. 🙄

finti Senior Member

It sounds like a comic book.
just as the bible then

cking King of the muscle shirts

comic books come from the imagination of man, while the bible comes form the imagination of God.

finti Senior Member

comic books come from the imagination of man, while the bible comes form the imagination of God
ohh divine strips............ the bible, stories about the imagination of a god

debbiejo Dreamer

Re: Re: God is a woman

Originally posted by Echuu
What about the church being the bridegroom in Revelation?

God couldn't have a sex.... God is too big and everywhere...not like a man.....It's a god.

Using words like bridegroom and father..etc...are only for us to see Him/It as familiar.