GOD is a WOMAN

Started by sonnet18 pages

Originally posted by finti
think turning grapes into wine is a better trick

a milky way, you know they would know what it was so I guess they leave it be

As far as I know grapes start to ferment naturaly, But I dont think I've ever heard of a pool of water turning naturaly into something vaguely like wine.

As far as I know grapes start to ferment naturaly
still is a trick to turn into wine though

Originally posted by finti
still is a trick to turn into wine though

No, no no...it's grape juice, God would never make wine...That's a sin.

Re: GOD is a WOMAN

Originally posted by dizzyblondegirl
i have a theory that god is actually a woman 😄

Oh no, she's gay too. 😱

In a remake of the 1977 movie "Oh, God!" -- which is sure to stir up debate among the Religious Right -- Ellen DeGeneres will take on the role made famous by George Burns, according to Variety.

The new film will be backed by executive producer Jerry Weintraub, who also worked on the original "Oh, God!"

He says Ellen was chosen because of her comedy past.

"Ellen is a strong comedienne, and she has always done material about God and questions about God," Weintraub told the magazine.

"She will help us with the writing, and using her will allow us to do a proper 2005 view of 'Oh, God!' that is hip and modern."

..."Oh, God!" is expected to start filming next year.

I like Ellen. She's hilarious.

He was a jew

Originally posted by debbiejo
Yup, now I'm screwed.....only have visions of sugar plum fairies.
He was from Isreal, He probably looked liked the people from isreal and more specifically Galilee where he grew up. The jews were supposed to beards under Mosaic law. Leviticus 19:27
Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.
Ezekiel 5:1
And thou, son of man, take thee a sharp knife, take thee a barber's razor, and cause it to pass upon thine head and upon thy beard: then take thee balances to weigh, and divide the hair.
If Ezekial is talking about jesus maybe he didn't wear a beard, I just saw that but Leviticus tells them to wear beards. We know he came from isreal though so he probably looked like an had bronze colored skin. If he came from Isreal I doubt that he was black.

Re: He was a jew

Originally posted by markie
He was from Isreal, He probably looked liked the people from isreal and more specifically Galilee where he grew up. The jews were supposed to beards under Mosaic law. Leviticus 19:27
Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.
Ezekiel 5:1
And thou, son of man, take thee a sharp knife, take thee a barber's razor, and cause it to pass upon thine head and upon thy beard: then take thee balances to weigh, and divide the hair.
If Ezekial is talking about jesus maybe he didn't wear a beard, I just saw that but Leviticus tells them to wear beards. We know he came from isreal though so he probably looked like an had bronze colored skin. If he came from Isreal I doubt that he was black.

No, I don't he was black...Though you're right, he probably had a beard.

One God One Lord

Originally posted by sonnet
Now this is the perfect example of how it gets twisted around and somewhere down the line some fool ends up believing this.
Deuteronomy 6:4 Hear O Isreal, The LORD our God is one LORD. I don't believe in the trinity but that's as good of an explanation as any. It's a mystery that can't be explained because it originated in paganism. I'm sorry but it did, the wiccan trinity is all female and the hindu trinity is all male. When the church was converting them it took on the idea of God being three people in one God and reinterpreted the scriptures to support their theology.

Originally posted by cking
Jesus first miracle was in a wedding in cana of Galilee.
Unless you're a muslim then he talked from the cradle. They also think he made a clay bird fly but we realy don't know what he did in the early years of his life. The bible says it was his habit to go to the temple, so he probably didn't go to india like a lot of hindus think but other than that I don't think it says.

Though you're right, he probably had a beard
so did the women, "who threw that stone? she did she did ehhh HE DID HE DID" 😄

Originally posted by finti
so did the women, "who threw that stone? she did she did ehhh HE DID HE DID" 😄

You mean Deliah had a beard too??? Beautiful Deliah?

That would explain it

Originally posted by finti
so now jesus is the son of god and the holy spirit?
Deuteronomy 6:4 HEAR O ISREAL, THE LORD GOD IS ONE LORD

Zechariah 14:9
The LORD will be king over the whole earth. On that day there will be one LORD, and his name the only name.
If the old testament was written only to the jews so was the new testament.
"The most important one," answered Jesus, "is this: 'Hear, O Israel, the Lord our God, the Lord is one. [ Or the Lord our God is one Lord]
Mark 12:28

1 Corinthians 8:6yet for us there is but one God, the Father, from whom all things came and for whom we live; and there is but one Lord, Jesus Christ, through whom all things came and through whom we live.

For us there is but one God...and there is but one Lord Jesus Christ it doesn't say anything about a holy spirit. The holy spirit is not a spiritual person. The holy spirit is God the whole god, god ts holy and god is spirit. Most Christians make it sound like God has a split personality. I don't want to offend anyone but the trinity is totally pagan.

God the father is masculine, the hebrew word for spirit is feminine so the holy spirit is feminine. jesus is their son
and the their in this post is ?.............

I don't want to offend anyone but the trinity is totally pagan.
so is most of the biblical stories lad

God is love.
oh really, you have to define this love then

I was replying to the opening post.

Originally posted by finti
oh really, you have to define this love then
I didn't want to go back to quote her but Dizzyblondegirl said she thinks God was a woman.I guess I should have ask her which one.

yet it is your signature

Re: That would explain it

Originally posted by markie
. I don't want to offend anyone but the trinity is totally pagan.

Most all the Bible is Pagan.

I know

Originally posted by finti
yet it is your signature
Well that's what they tell me but He's just too, I guess the people in the ot deserved to die. You get what you pay for, you reap what you sow. in otherwords what goes around comes around. That doesn't mean he doesn't love you it just means you have to pay the consequences of your actions. It's kind of hard to see him as being a loving father in the old testament buthe sent Jesus Christ after he killed everybody so I guess he loved the ones who were left.

Re: I know

Originally posted by markie
Well that's what they tell me but He's just too, I guess the people in the ot deserved to die. You get what you pay for, you reap what you sow. in otherwords what goes around comes around. That doesn't mean he doesn't love you it just means you have to pay the consequences of your actions. It's kind of hard to see him as being a loving father in the old testament buthe sent Jesus Christ after he killed everybody so I guess he loved the ones who were left.

That's probably because the OT god was Jewish Myth and the NT god was created by the Roman Church and inserted to try to bring the Jews in to the fold. Created from other myths.

Re: Re: That would explain it

Originally posted by debbiejo
Most all the Bible is Pagan.
I'm sorry to say that a lot of it is, or at least the modern day interpretations of it. The translations of certain verses can be alright but the bible uses a lot of figures of speech and people misinterpret them either on their own or because that's what they have been taught. The bible never mentions a trinity, no bible does but people read that into it because that's what they were taught. It's like faith does away with common sense. If it wasn't for the patriarchal culture at the time I really believe that Jesus would have been a woman.