Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

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Had my 21st birthday yesterday. Went to the theater around 9:30 that night to preview the Sorceror's apprentice, a couple of friends drove me, and we decided that they would roll me in on a rolling chair and I would act all drunk when I got in there. So my friend rolls me in and I'm doing the whole drunk routine, leaning back in the chair alittle, slurred voice, etc. etc. And my friend stops, and I can feel the chair rocking back to a full up-right position and decided within a second "Hey, I should fall out of the chair." So when the chair stopped, I kept going, landed on the floor and heard the assistant manager say "Did he just fall out of the chair?"

So I struggle to my feet, keep the routine going for another couple of minutes untill I finally got tired of it, but ten minutes later (I had been acting normal for ten minutes... which could still be mis-interpereted as drunkeness) one of my co-workers looks at me and says "Alex, you don't need to have another f***ing drink as long as you live." to which I responded "Kelsey, you speak as if I am acting abnormally, when you know for a fact that this is not the case."

Originally posted by queeq
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Nope thats the real deal. Our local newspaper had it on the front page earlier this year the day after we had a bad storm.

Originally posted by Mandrag Ganon
Had my 21st birthday yesterday. Went to the theater around 9:30 that night to preview the Sorceror's apprentice, a couple of friends drove me, and we decided that they would roll me in on a rolling chair and I would act all drunk when I got in there. So my friend rolls me in and I'm doing the whole drunk routine, leaning back in the chair alittle, slurred voice, etc. etc. And my friend stops, and I can feel the chair rocking back to a full up-right position and decided within a second "Hey, I should fall out of the chair." So when the chair stopped, I kept going, landed on the floor and heard the assistant manager say "Did he just fall out of the chair?"

So I struggle to my feet, keep the routine going for another couple of minutes untill I finally got tired of it, but ten minutes later (I had been acting normal for ten minutes... which could still be mis-interpereted as drunkeness) one of my co-workers looks at me and says "Alex, you don't need to have another f***ing drink as long as you live." to which I responded "Kelsey, you speak as if I am acting abnormally, when you know for a fact that this is not the case."

Happy Birthday but I fail to see the humor. Must be my age.

Originally posted by ~JP~
Been going there pretty much my whole life except when I didnt live here.

I don't think anyone will blame you... it's a pretty solid excuse. 😉

Originally posted by queeq
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no. its slow shutter speed. 😉

they're very lucky they got the lightning when they did, because from looking at the drag from the two cars, the shutter wasnt set that long. maybe 1 second at the most.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=534900
peace out guys.

🙁

Originally posted by One Free Man
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=534900
peace out guys.

just have a drink and beg forgiveness or somethin but dont leave...not sure why you think you are gonna get banned but begging helps...pretty sure Ive begged here ...and always know that the milkbar is a safe haven...when you do something stupid hide here and do your begging from here..I cant remember (go figure) but one of the mods got on to me once..but I still hung around...this place is worth it! ah hell youve made me depressed wtf did you do ...just tell so I dont have to go thru your posts..lol..but be nice while you tell...your making me drink more than usual...just beg and and I dont know... just beg...okay u cant go out like this cause I say u suck ...u have to stay and prove you dont suck...haha...damn u suck...OH & JEN Im slow and I dont try to think of you in that way (sept for the trin thing you got goin damn! u in black skin tight suit would be awesome if I wasnt so old I shouldnt say that you can internet slap me etc...sorry I am innocent) but I just got it.... sxe = sexy ...damn Im slow...and no she cant marry you cause she dont marry quitters...ha anyways wtf did you do to think your about to be banned ?????be nice while you explain...Im getting wasted while thinking on how to type this and its your fault damn

It's my fault you're getting wasted? best thing that ever got blamed on me. 😉 money for the milk bar and booze 4 u.

Nah dude I'm on my third strike with two warnings. One more strike and I'm outa dodge. Also, Rex has a grudge on me. So does peach. I'm pretty much screwed the instant I step over any sort of line at this point.

I'll still post here sometimes, and I will still post in the but I'm not really not going to post alot or lurk as much as I have been. Maybe once every two days or so I'll see if there's anything worth posting about in here. With my peeps.

The forum just doesn't hold as much joy as it did for me anymore.

hey rex hes guilty of alot of mod stuff.. mods r hated cause they have to be chitheads (queeq not included) but Im tellin ya beg publicly and it helps..lol...but do behave ...u been around for a bit and I enjoyed your posts ...I hate authority figures too (again queeq excluded he runs my tab ) but they hold the power ...Im wasted I think Ill hush...b4 I get banned fopr something I wont remember

Originally posted by ~JP~
Happy Birthday but I fail to see the humor. Must be my age.

I guess you had to be there... It was mostly fun for me than anything else. Had one friend who was there who was thinking "Nah, he's not drunk" when I was wheeled in, but second guessed himself when I fell out of the chair. It was a very entertaining night for me.

For the record, and nothing against you guys that dont, but I like Rex. 🙂

Originally posted by Jack Daniels
sxe = sexy

sXe = Straight Edge. it is sybolized by xXx... it is everything your not Bud-i mean Jack.

YouTube video

Vegans are talking over the term, saying it sXe to Vegan. such faggets..

It's really quiet tonight...sleep1

usually USA posts at night, and Queeq answers in the morning.

Or afternoon...

its morning for me. ;p

Hawaii?

Tx

Oh very cool cowboy I am too, Dallas.