Favorite quotes that really make you think...

"Sometimes the truth doesn't matter how it ought to"

"We have no food, we have no jobs, ARE PETS HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF!"
-Loyd Christmas in "Dumb and Dumber.

I have a strange feeling this has been done before but dont condemn me. I did a search and nothing came up.

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"And the fact is that the song we sang on that fateful night didn't actually sound anything like this song!"
Jack Black- Tribute (song)

Chandler: "Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian... Did I say that out loud?

"Wal-Mart .... do they sell like walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Haha, I remember that episode of the Simple Life.

"Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says please. And afterwards I get a cookie."

Buffy

Buffy=life.

And Lost.

Emma Frost, Astonishing X-Men #6... I believe.

"You will walk over to the nearest hospital and fall asleep. When you wake up you will remember none of this. And every time you hear the words "parsley", "inevitable" or "longitude" you will vomit uncontrollably for forty-eight hours.-

"Twisted by the dark side young Skywalker has become" -Yoda in Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith

Two highschool kids talking about superheroes in Ultimate Spider-Man #14.

"I don't know. I just think we should do something about all this. Keep an eye out, I mean."

"'Do something?' 'Keep an eye out'? Y'know, that's what the Germans said about the Jews."

"Well, yo, the Jews never had big red lazer beams shooting out of their eyes!

I think."

"bump"-Punker69

"There are many questions which fools can ask that wise men cannot answer." - George Polya

"even in deepest darkness, there will always be some light 2 shine through"

king mickey
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I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.
-- Billy Bob Thornton

"If Homework is work, then when do I get paid?"
"I don't get mad, I get even!"
"All is fair in love and war."
"If you think I drive you crazy now, just wait till I get my license."
"I'm not weird, just different."
"It's cute that you think I'm Interested."
"I see your lips moving but all I hear is: Blah, Blah, Blah.
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"Go ahead buddy, make my day." ~Dirty Harry~

* the quotes above the line are from shirts I saw*

I'm putting this here because you can post your favourite qoutes from films, songs, books, poems, religion etc.

here are a few of mine

"There is in every madman a misunderstood genius whose idea, shining in his head, frightened people, and for whom delirium was the only solution to the strangulation that life had prepared for him."
Antonin Artaud

"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."
- Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930)

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"Give me a museum and I'll fill it."
- Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)

"Beauty is all very well at first sight; but whoever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?"
William Shakespeare

"If we don't end war, war will end us."
H. G. Wells

"Life is wasted on the living."
Douglas Adams

too many to type all... ✅