Originally posted by silvertsume
'holy sh1t'- me when i read all of princeofblades coments
here's the last one...
Life's not all bad. Look into somebody's eyes, you'll see that they're a person just like you, they also have good and bad feelings, hopes and dreams.
If you love somebody, they shouldn't make you cry, they should be worth crying over.
Lots of things change...lots of them don't...but the fact that I love you...that will always stay the same.
"I'm going to live life or die trying"
im sugar and spice and everything nice if u wanna mess with me u better think twice
"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams."
"We didn’t lose.....we just ran out of time"~unknown
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
"You will be aroused by a shampoo comercial."--Homer J. Simpson
If you die, I'll kill you!"
There are some days when I just don't feel like talking.. Today is that day.
Life is not measured by the number of breathes we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away.
The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
"Find a guy that adores you and not one that you adore!!" MOM
Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Trust your instincts and listen to your friends, because they may be right when you don't want them to be
"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"
"Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.".
They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?.
"When you pee in a toilet, you wipe the seat; when you pee in the woods, you wipe your feet!".
Men are like pennies: two-faced and worthless.
Love is like heaven but hurts like hell.
" Look up for inspiration, down for concentration but don’t look side to side for information".
You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try. - Homer J. Simpson.
"Is tuna really Chicken?" - Jessica Simpson, after reading "Tuna, Chicken of the sea"
"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down." –Anonymous
"Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'"
Roses are red, violets are blue, please flush the toilet, after you.
"Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle."
"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown
"I'll kill you until you die!!"
"They misunderestimated me!" -George W. Bush"
"I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to!"
"Dilbert's Words of Wisdom: You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"
"The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus"
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"
"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."
"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states"
"A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation"
"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility"!
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!!
"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
Thank-you for visiting reality, come again........... Now entering your life, welcome
The entire world's a stage; I didn't get cast!
Consciousness- that annoying time between naps
Suburbia - where they cut down trees and name streets after them
"Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass"
I love him, O yes I do,
He's for me, not for you,
And if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face!
"God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls could flirt!"
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons!
For you are crunchy
And taste good with ketchup
Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright!
"Loves a two-way street and I think your car just died"
Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright!
"Loves a two-way street and I think your car just died"
Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright!
It takes 42 muscels to smile, so instead pick up your middle finger and
say bite me in a bitchy tone!
Every morning is the dawn of a new error
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay
Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either
Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved
Dain bramaged
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
Beware of programmers who carry screwdriver
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO
A repair shop:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
A Laundromat:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHING WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
My all time favorite. Just remember it's not for kiddies 😉 and do know Will has a crush on Kitty.
Spoiler:
Kitty: Come hereWill: *blink*
Kitty: *motions with her head for him to lean over so she can whisper to him* *smiles* Got any drugs?
Will: What?
Kitty: Midol? Aspirin?
Will: *Shakes his head*
Kitty: *grabs stomach* Man I'm cramping and bleeding like a stuffed pig. *puts headphones on* Let me know when you become useful. *goes back to spinning around on little airport luggage carrier thing*
Originally posted by Tela
My all time favorite. Just remember it's not for kiddies 😉 and do know Will has a crush on Kitty.Spoiler:
Kitty: Come hereWill: *blink*
Kitty: *motions with her head for him to lean over so she can whisper to him* *smiles* Got any drugs?
Will: What?
Kitty: Midol? Aspirin?
Will: *Shakes his head*
Kitty: *grabs stomach* Man I'm cramping and bleeding like a stuffed pig. *puts headphones on* Let me know when you become useful. *goes back to spinning around on little airport luggage carrier thing*
awww man and I was eating too...😘
here's a few from movies:
I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. -- Groucho Marx (Duck Soup)
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. -- Steve Martin (Bilko)
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen (Annie Hall)
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. -- Bill Murray (What about Bob)
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. -- Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember)
You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music -- Jim Carrey
Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf**cker. -- Robin Williams (Death to Shmoochy)
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. -- Dan Aykroyd (The Blues Brothers)
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! -- Eddie Murphy (Shrek)
Anticipation of death is worse than death itself. Inverse: Anticipation of sex is better than sex itself.
Remember, if you want to run with the big dogs, you need to learn how to pee in the tall grass.
"Collaboration is essential: It allows you to blame someone else"
It's not that life is so short, you're just dead a really long time.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day...But give a man a gun and others will feed him for life
They say the meek shall inherit the earth... ..I'd rather be strong and go to heaven!
"White man came and brought god. Poor little God couldn't travel by himself..." - Anonymous Elder
"I was put in this world to accomplish a certain number of things and I am so far behind right now that I will never die."
Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores
One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
"I was shouting you, you weren't around & I saw Keith on the floor but you weren't around, I wanted to show you something on tele." - Me to mum.
No Keith wasn't dead, but that's how it sounds & I don't care by the sound of it... 😂 Keith was on our bathroom floor but doing wood work so still alive.. 🙄