Favorite quotes that really make you think...

"to acend you must die, you must be crucified, for our sins and our lies. Good bye"

-actually from the same song as above...tee hee

Wolverine: (talking to Nightcrawler) those people out there wanna cut you up into little pieces..tell me peacher boy..what's god purpose in that?

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
-Homer Simpson

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
- W.C. Fields

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life- Terry Pratchett

No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it- Terry Pratchett (again)

To know a person's religion we need not listen to his profession of faith but must find his brand of intolerance.

We're gonna make it on our own, we don't need anyone
Lord knows we don't need you- The Transplants

Peter Griffen: whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa..Lois this is not my Batman Glass.

"some say a comet will fall from the sky, followed my meteor showers and titlewaves, followed by phone lines that cannot sit still, followed by millions of dumb founded dipshits."

God i love tool

friend:"should i go out w/ her?"

me: "......What would jesus do?"

Peter griffin: "No way, if that sink is still dripping i will bet all my starwars figure, except boba fet, never risk the fet-man."

Connie : I don't want to raise my baby in a neighborhood with him (Quagmire)

Peter: Connie you've been pregnant for 6 years! 😱

then.....the big chicken fight

your lives were taken to early and you will always be missed
all the mothers who cry and the fathers who mourn
for every lifes that taken theres another child born
that doesn't make it better and it doesn't make it right
I'm just thankful everyday that you came in my life

- The Transplants

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
then.....the big chicken fight

yeah round 2

Peter: damn Rabbit always trying to take easter from Jesus (from after round 1)

😆

Originally posted by Mainstream
Molly: I don't want to raise my baby in a neighborhood with him (Quagmire)

Peter: Molly you've been pregnant for 6 years!

Connie 😛 andhe goes on the say "either have the baby or don't!"

guy with hat: hay guys you wanna go push the janitor knowing legally he can't push us back ( I fixed it I could have swore it was molly.)

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors; but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

Originally posted by silver_tears
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors; but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

Cotton: don't be so sure girlie...I've been known to give a woman am-knee-she! 😆

"What a chimera, then, is man! What a novelty! What a monster. What a chaos, what a contradiction, what a prodigy."

-Blaise Pascal, Pensees

"my blade calls for you"

The Prince in Prince of Persia 2

"We are all the same during birth and death - but not in Life."

-Spanish King Juan Carlos

Steve-O's Ten Commandments

1. Thou shalt not kill... fewer than 5000 brain cells a day.
2. Thou shalt not take Bozo the Clown's name in vain.
3. Thou shalt give the crowd what they paid for.
4. Honor thy father until he jeopardizes your manhood.
5. Keep Holy thy hole.
6. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's clearasil.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
8. Thou shalt keep thy big, fat, stoned mouth shut.
9. Thou shalt not scream like a girl.
10. Thou shalt not steal - unless it's captured for posterity.