sick jokes

are the brits the only people who find really sick jokes funny

shall we try some out?

i hear they are going to melt michael jackson down after he dies and make him into toys...so the kids can play with him for a change

santa didnt have time to deliver presents to the kids in sri lanka and indonesia this year...so he just decided to fly over and give them a big wave

😂

thats f*ed up

Originally posted by jaden101
are the brits the only people who find really sick jokes funny

shall we try some out?

i hear they are going to melt michael jackson down after he dies and make him into toys...so the kids can play with him for a change

santa didnt have time to deliver presents to the kids in sri lanka and indonesia this year...so he just decided to fly over and give them a big wave

(im half british)

😆

michael jackson isnt going to hang his kids over balconies anymore...he's just gonna toss them off instead

a mate of mine's dad has a bar on the beach front in indonesia...he said after the tsunami it was pretty bad at first...but his customers are starting to drift back in now

Originally posted by a1hsauce
thats f*ed up

chill out...

Originally posted by jaden101
michael jackson isnt going to hang his kids over balconies anymore...he's just gonna toss them off instead

a mate of mine's dad has a bar on the beach front in indonesia...he said after the tsunami it was pretty bad at first...but his customers are starting to drift back in now

LMFAO 😆

Originally posted by jaden101
michael jackson isnt going to hang his kids over balconies anymore...he's just gonna toss them off instead

a mate of mine's dad has a bar on the beach front in indonesia...he said after the tsunami it was pretty bad at first...but his customers are starting to drift back in now

some of you might not get these

what have gareth gates and harold shipman got in common?...

neither of them could finish a sentence!

the prison boxing club chairman said he will miss harold shipman...apparently he had a lethal jab

gareth bastard gates?! bloody stutter gob

Originally posted by jaden101
some of you might not get these

what have gareth gates and harold shipman got in common?...

neither of them could finish a sentence!

the prison boxing club chairman said he will miss harold shipman...apparently he had a lethal jab

Originally posted by Beast_Within
😕

harold shipman is the worlds biggest serial killer (over 400 victims) and he commited suicide in jail...he was a doctor who injected patients with deliberate over doses in order to kill them

gareth gates is a singer who stutters when he speaks...

hence the "neither could finish a sentence" and the "lethal jab" punch lines

Originally posted by jaden101
harold shipman is the worlds biggest serial killer (over 400 victims) and he commited suicide in jail...he was a doctor who injected patients with deliberate over doses in order to kill them

gareth gates is a singer who stutters when he speaks...

hence the "neither could finish a sentence" and the "lethal jab" punch lines

Originally posted by jaden101
harold shipman is the worlds biggest serial killer (over 400 victims) and he commited suicide in jail...he was a doctor who injected patients with deliberate over doses in order to kill them

gareth gates is a singer who stutters when he speaks...

hence the "neither could finish a sentence" and the "lethal jab" punch lines

thats what i said!

knock knock

whos there?

sue

sue who?

su-nami! run for you lives! ahhh!

Originally posted by Mr Wiggles
knock knock

whos there?

sue

sue who?

tsunami run for you lives!

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with, and the other you put your groceries in.

- How did John die?
- No idea. All we know is that he struggled a lot during the autopsy.

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