UniOmni
Outrageously Dickish
Yall have me rolling on the floor laughing over here. Hahahahh!!!
Superman, an icon who never gave up fighting for us, and cherishes us as human beings, even though he's superior to us all.......Ha! You would have thought that when your house was on fire he was the one who came along and blew it out with his ice breath, while singlehandedly lifting your family out the blaze. Not! He's a comic book character. That is all. Maybe in your neck of the woods he's a symbol of all that's right and the American way but over here.........? Not so much. He's just a guy, who through horribly bad writing, starting in the 40's through the 80's, was uninteresting. I remember watching the superfriends when i was younger, and that show back then was like a dull lay. Boring. Found myself switching the channel to the live action Batman, cuz at least that was funny. Maybe if he was an actual hero.....Cuz he doesn't fit the definition in any way, shape, or form. A hero is somebody who prevails despite being faced with overwhelming odds. For a guy who can go "achoo!" and destroy galaxies, or speed from one end of the universe to another in 5 seconds or lift 250,000,000 tons without strain, or fire solar beams from his eyes or juggle planets, his exploits aren't too heroic. Nothing overwhelming, more like underwhelming. I must say though, his finest, and only truly heroic acts were in his death arc. First when he fought Doomsday, and lost(happiest day ever!!!) and then when he came back to life, and took on the Cyborg without his overwhelming powers, but just like any normal mere human. That was when he was truly a hero and by default Superhero. Once he got back on the horse, boring snoozefest. But i'll give him that. For a few issues, Supes was actually a hero worth the title. Cuz if i beat up on little kids on the playground who are being bad, that makes me a bully. But if i got to the junkyard, and take on 5 guys bigger than me because they stole my little brothers bike, then i'm a hero. My thoughts are my own. 1luv