Tired Hiker's Army

Started by Tired Hiker16 pages
Originally posted by shaber
I don't like the idea of barracks. There should be one cubicle to each recruit.

As part of our Army, you have the options to live in our co-ed barracks, females only barracks, males only barracks, etc..

However, if you don't like the barracks options, then go live in the private cabins, that's what I do! 😎 They have hot tubs. It's really the way to go during your term here.

Originally posted by §pearhead
Do you need anything done that involves fire? 🙂

The great thing about the Army, Spearhead, is that the Army enables you, the pyro, to go out and find things that need to be burned. You may want to set up a controlled burn in areas of the base where there are unexploded ordinance. That way, not only do you get to light stuff on fire, but you get to see shit blow up as well. 😉 See how the Army works? It's really up to you and what you make of it. 🙂

*comes back in heli wearing guess jeans* 😎

Originally posted by silver_tears
*comes back in heli wearing guess jeans* 😎

That's what I'm talking about, Silvs. Damn they look good! 😉 We salvaged your old Tommy Hilfiger jeans and made pot holders out of them! 😛

*sneaks around the back of the Heli landing pad, wearing TH*

🥷

...Syren, aren't you supposed to be the leader of the SADNALS? 😖

I'll go co-ed TH! More guys...
So... Hilfiger potholders... and Tommy Hilfiger has the same initials as TiredHiker. Does that not freak you out? 😖
So, eh, I'm going to retrieve my blades.

Hmm...that's kinda odd...

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
The great thing about the Army, Spearhead, is that the Army enables you, the pyro, to go out and find things that need to be burned. You may want to set up a controlled burn in areas of the base where there are unexploded ordinance. That way, not only do you get to light stuff on fire, but you get to see shit blow up as well. 😉 See how the Army works? It's really up to you and what you make of it. 🙂

😱 ahahaha, yes!! And they told me to join the navy 😠

any task's the A.B.C.N.T.F. lately? we have thusly taken out the hilfigure rabbits and turned them into stylish coaster's those things didnt stand a chance..........wait this things were in hiding at pet stores right? disguized as regular rabbits?

uh oh................ahem.....well take care of the real rabbits now.....

The SADNALS are back!!

Yes!

With new Tommy Outfits

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
I'll go co-ed TH! More guys...
So... Hilfiger potholders... and Tommy Hilfiger has the same initials as TiredHiker. Does that not freak you out? 😖
So, eh, I'm going to retrieve my blades.

Very interesting observation. I never thought of that. Maybe this will play a vital part of our existance in the near future, but for now, listen up!

A large number of life forms is heading our way via some sort of new vehicle that our radars can't make out. I would like to send the A.B.C.N.T.F out to scout the situation. If the threat needs urgent attention, you may use any force necessary to stop the enemy, i.e. The Tommy Hilfigger Posse. Remember, haul ass . . . safety last! 😉

Originally posted by Syren
The SADNALS are back!!

Yes!

With new Tommy Outfits

Get rid of the Tommy Outfits please. Or at least alter them so severely that one would never know they were of the Hilffiger persuasion.

I think I know who the Tommy recruits are! They're my classmates, riding in school buses! (They all wore Tommy at Disney World last week.)
Kill Owen! No, don't do that! Kill Shea! Shea A., not Shea T.
Ah, who gives a f***. They're all the same, aren't they?
*flings daggers randomly*

We must bomb the bus!

Why bomb it? Can we just secretively take over it's communication system and wreck it over a cliuff? I wouldn't waste the bombs until Tommy himself pops out of George W.'s behind...

*strips off and burns Tommy outfit whilst dancing naked around the fire*

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
Why bomb it? Can we just secretively take over it's communication system and wreck it over a cliuff? I wouldn't waste the bombs until Tommy himself pops out of George W.'s behind...

Genius plan, my friend! 😉

Originally posted by Syren
*strips off and burns Tommy outfit whilst dancing naked around the fire*

Much better!