Tired Hiker's Army

*looks down at nipples*

Um........

*shivers*

*strips and gives syren my clothes* Nothing breaks my heart more than to see a naked woman in the cold. 😊

Liar, breaks your heart??

Are you gay???

Or am I...... shock horror...... unattractive??

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😗 😉

fyou Liv.......

*cries*

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I was just kiddin around babe 😊

youre flaming hot drool ✅

We have never seen your piccy Syren! 😱 Post a piccy of you , please.

I just hate seeing hot women suffer from frostbite is all. 😬

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
We have never seen your piccy Syren! 😱 Post a piccy of you , please.

😱

I have pics!!!

I hadn't had photos of me taken in like, three years, estranged from family etc 😬, but I got some done at Easter 😄

I just need to get them uploaded onto my Computer, then you will have your pics ✅

syren you forgive me? 👇

I the best pilot on this here sight... i'd be proud to waist some bandits for the hiker side.

Originally posted by Raventheonly
I the best pilot on this here sight... i'd be proud to waist some bandits for the hiker side.

Sweet! You are the leader of our new Air Strike Force! ✅ Each battle jet is equiped with Tommy Hilfiger Seeking Missles and a chocolate milkshake machine! 😱

Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
syren you forgive me? 👇

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Of course I do sugar!!!

C'mere..........

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i'd like to join the army sir

correction...me and my army of hoes would like to join your army sir pimp

funny how ur hoes need to be animate to be considered human or usuable in your army.

🤨 hey don't mess with them, they've got heels on and it'll hurt when there trampling over you lifeless body 😛

Originally posted by Syren
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Of course I do sugar!!!

C'mere..........

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hoes are good intelligence agents 🙂 KGB trained them specially 🙂

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
It's not even my Army, it our Army! I'll even split my salary with you. Word! 😄 ANd stuff.

Well, I have always harboured dreams of world domination. What better place to start then on the internet. Tired Hiker, your army intrigues me. Please, go on.