Tired Hiker's Army

Well, see, my first unofficial boyfriend broke up with me in less than 2 hours. I finally figured out that it was a joke. I hope I didn't hurt the dude's feelings by saying I was disappointed, but he was the "nice guy," the one who never did anything to hurt anyone. It's obvious that even he didn't like me.

Good looking people suck.

I had one girlfriend who was HOT but she dumped me within a week.

Then Chanel, she's a hottie, we lasted for 6 months, she's an exception to the god looking people sucking thing. She's a great person who I still Love.

Sweet...

They guys I find hot aren't really all that great-looking to anyone else. But they are still stuck-up.

aww..
That sux royally!

*Walks in clicking heels* ok magots... enough talking cheaplly... take this sadness and change it into putting lead on target... someone get into the trainer...!

But I want to use the flamethrower, so no-touchy with my flamethrower!

Can I use the Napalm?

If you can find it... 😖hifty:

* Looks behind dn *

Found it.

Dang it...

Okay, who has the heat-seeker dog?

*checks his pockets*

Nope

Check TH's ass.

Hmm... maybe, but everyone else is already filling his hole.

Not me, thankfully. I don't like Oz.

Or Deliverance?

"SQUEEL LIKE A PIG, BOY!"

* Plays the banjo all hillbilly like *

"My dog ran away!
I wrecked my truck
And had to buy a Chevrolet!"

How's that for a hillbilly song?

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
"My dog ran away!
I wrecked my truck
And had to buy a Chevrolet!"

How's that for a hillbilly song?

Don't forget the line...

"My wife got my house,
My tuck has a flatbed,
I drink beer."

And don't forget...

"My neighbor's cat marked it's territory on my front door
So I called my neighbor stupid and can't walk straight anymore!"