Tired Hiker's Army

Lance, is that Tommy Hilfiger undies you're wearing??

* Strikes a pose in his boxers *

No their Hanes.

Oh. Nice. Do another pose. Just don't rip your boxers. Those are cute little Spongebobs.

NO!! I don't have Spongebob undies yet...but I can go change into my Scooby Doo boxers for ya ladies.

Oh, I like Scooby.

Um, where's the Tommy recruits? This silence scares me. Especially in here alone with some other guy I don't even know! 😱

* Silence...crickets chirp *

So, err...how's the love life with Ness?

* Still standing in boxers only *

*crickets dying*

Oh, Lance, how nice of you to ask.

*kicks dirt*

Uh... it's okay. Pull up your pants before the crickets attack.

Yeah, that would suck.

Pulls his pants back up and puts the shirt on over his big belly.

I'm willing to bet your belly isn't as large as mine!

I bet it is.

How much?

$300

I have a big stomach, so big that no one wants to date me! I weigh over 250 lbs, but most of that IS my height, 6'4

Nobody wants to date me either. Ness is an exception... he's never seen my wideness.

I'm short... 5'6"... 50 lbs less than you... 😮 😮 😮

Send a pic.

A pic? No, I wouldn't like to break my own camera... but I'll try and find one.

If you find one, send it to my e-mail addy: [email protected]

Arighty.
But why do you want a pic of me? So you can lose the $300 fairly?

Nah, just to prove to you that you just hae low self esteem, like me, and that you probably actually look good.

Don't get too excited, I don't.

You sound like me.

I have a bad self image and low self esteem, yet somehow, SOME people find me good enough looking.