Yoda V's The Hulk

mainly because i found this picture.....

I would think Yoda could mentally calm the Hulk into transforming, or at least into not wanting to fight..... if he can't i think the lightsaber could cut him...... would be interesting

Hahaha, great picture. Where's Kermit by the way 😉 ?

Hulk beats Yoda.

Err...no.

Yoda has telekinesis powers. He lifted that ship out of the muck on Dagoba and could do a lot more if he wanted (if you don't believe me wait till Episode III...from what I've heard his battle with the Emperor puts his Episode II battle to shame). Hulk doesn't have the Force to counter Yoda, so Yoda throws him into outer space with the Force until Hulk suffocates.

-DM

P.S. I agree...really cool pic.

Hulk is an unstoppabie force! not even a jedi master could beat him!

"Hulk is an unstoppabie force! not even a jedi master could beat him!"

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Maybe not by boxing or arm wrestling with Hulk, but Yoda has other methods. I'm pretty sure a lightsaber could cut through Hulk's neck/arm/leg/chest.

Plus Yoda is to small, and fast for the huge Hulk to hit.

I don't think Hulk is just going to sit there. And he has been cut a lot in the past, but thanks to his incredibly healing factor, he's still around.

So let's assume the old one actually manages to cut Hulk. So what ? Hulk has taken worse. If Hulk touches Yoda even once, he probably will knock his brains out.

You're thinking too physically.

He could Force Throw him to the Moon, or, since a true Jedi is a pacifist, he would probably just dangle him in midair with the Force until he calmed down and went back to being Banner, and then would turn him into the authorities.

-DM

Originally posted by DigiMark007
You're thinking too physically.

He could Force Throw him to the Moon, or, since a true Jedi is a pacifist, he would probably just dangle him in midair with the Force until he calmed down and went back to being Banner, and then would turn him into the authorities.

even Luke could "dangle" people...... he did it to C3PO in RoTJ

Hulk: Hulk smash ugly incoherrent green man.

Yoda: Hmm, yes, me smash, you must, yes...

Hulk: GRRR, HULK SMASH!!!

Yoda: He-he-he-he-he...

[Hulk throws double axe handle at Yoda]

Hulk: Green man dead!!!! Hulk is strongest ever.

[sound of lightsaber powering and extending from behind Hulk]

Yoda: You have much to learn, young one...

Hulk: Hulk sma... (gulp)

[lightning quick slash to the throat with lightsaber, Hulks head falls to the ground, then his body collapses]

Yoda: Such a waste.

[Yoda walks away, then stops as he notices a large disturbance in the force. He turns around to find Hulk's body standing and his head reforming. He notices that Hulk's skin tone has changed hue from green to crimson red.]

Devil Hulk: Now, that wasn't very nice of you, was it...

Yoda: Hmm, longer this will take, than thought I did.

Devil Hulk: You muthaf*ckin right it's gonna take longer!!!!!!!!

And the battle continues. Yoda has a lot of personalities to decapitate.

Originally posted by Scoobless
even Luke could "dangle" people...... he did it to C3PO in RoTJ

Yeah but compared to Yoda, Luke is a third-rate Jedi.

More like honorable mention Jedi.

Originally posted by Scoobless
even Luke could "dangle" people...... he did it to C3PO in RoTJ

What's holding Hulk to do a thunderclap ? This takes a fraction of a second, and Yoda will be knocked unconscious, at least. The only reason why Hulk won't do that, is because the writers won't allow it, and because we would have a boring and short fight.

Same with the "dangling"-part.

Originally posted by who?-kid
[B]What's holding Hulk to do a thunderclap ? This takes a fraction of a second, and Yoda will be knocked unconscious, at least.B]

Yoda's pre-cognition would see it coming and he'd cut one of Hulk's hands off half way through the clap

Originally posted by illadelph12
Devil Hulk: Now, that wasn't very nice of you, was it...

Yoda: Hmm, longer this will take, than thought I did.

Devil Hulk: You muthaf*ckin right it's gonna take longer!!!!!!!!

And the battle continues. Yoda has a lot of personalities to decapitate.

what the hell is Devil Hulk?....... i've never heard of him

Devil Hulk is a Hulk persona that is locked away (well, 'chained up'😉 in Banner's splintered mind. He's Hulk's dark and self loathing part of his subconscious. Basically, an embodiment of every evil inclination Banner could conceive of. He's pure evil incarnate (or a reasonable facsimile).

He offers to help Banner take down Guilt Hulk if Banner released him.

that Banner is one seriously screwed up guy......... i would go as far as to say he's fu*ked in the head

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