Yoda V's The Hulk

Originally posted by illadelph12

Yoda: Such a waste.

[Yoda walks away, then stops as he notices a large disturbance in the force. He turns around to find Hulk's body standing and his head reforming. He notices that Hulk's skin tone has changed hue from green to crimson red.]

Devil Hulk: Now, that wasn't very nice of you, was it...

Yoda: Hmm, longer this will take, than thought I did.

Devil Hulk: You muthaf*ckin right it's gonna take longer!!!!!!!!

And the battle continues. Yoda has a lot of personalities to decapitate.

devil hulk never acualy exsited

but hulk over comes litle green man, or they chill and decide to beat up someone else...

Yoda couldn't handle one of Hulk's enormous droppings let alone the Hulk himself.

Ok putting Jedi or Sith against Street Leve Heroes, it means, from Daredevil to Deathstroke, from Batman to Taskmaster, even Spider-Man with his Class 10 Strenght would be a fair enemy, but going over is like writing a topic to murder the Jedi or the Sith in this battle.
Hulk is too much for Yoda.I mean, beings with powers far above Yoda's haven't easy contained the Hulk, i'm not a big fan of him, but the reality is that Yoda is doomed.Hulk's reflexes and speed are superhuman, and I have serious doubts that Yoda may be able to block telekinetically Hulk before Hulk becomes too strong for his Force Block/Hold defense.
Being realistic, Hulk's base strenght is far above that of every Jedi or Sith, ok they can land from an height of 30/40 feets without reporting injuries, but here we are talking of someone that goes toe to toe with Thor, with Superman, the Thing, Juggernaut, and many others.
All Yoda can do is calling the entire Jedi Council and even call Palpatine, Maul, and Dooku to help him in the battle against Hulk.

If Yoda manges to deal any damage before he is turned in to a grease spot on the Hulk's fist it will be healed by the time the attack is finish. The Hulk has survived atmospheric reentry and several nuclear explosions what on Earth can Yoda even do to him with his low level telepathy and telekinesis? Thread is ridicules.

Originally posted by K3VIL
Ok putting Jedi or Sith against Street Leve Heroes, it means, from Daredevil to Deathstroke, from Batman to Taskmaster, even Spider-Man with his Class 10 Strenght would be a fair enemy, but going over is like writing a topic to murder the Jedi or the Sith in this battle.
Hulk is too much for Yoda.I mean, beings with powers far above Yoda's haven't easy contained the Hulk, i'm not a big fan of him, but the reality is that Yoda is doomed.Hulk's reflexes and speed are superhuman, and I have serious doubts that Yoda may be able to block telekinetically Hulk before Hulk becomes too strong for his Force Block/Hold defense.
Being realistic, Hulk's base strenght is far above that of every Jedi or Sith, ok they can land from an height of 30/40 feets without reporting injuries, but here we are talking of someone that goes toe to toe with Thor, with Superman, the Thing, Juggernaut, and many others.
All Yoda can do is calling the entire Jedi Council and even call Palpatine, Maul, and Dooku to help him in the battle against Hulk.

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Originally posted by srankmissingnin
If Yoda manges to deal any damage before he is turned in to a grease spot on the Hulk's fist it will be healed by the time the attack is finish. The Hulk has survived atmospheric reentry and several nuclear explosions what on Earth can Yoda even do to him with his low level telepathy and telekinesis? Thread is ridicules.

Yoda's telekinesis is subpar compared to some of the people Hulk has fought and beaten. Yoda struggled to lift Luke's X-wing...

i love the way Marvel and DC fans call Star Wars fans "fanboys" and degrade their characters while the Star Wars fans do exactly the same to the Marvel DC fans......lol.......... i like both and read both...... once you've read more stories involving the characters you see more of their power potential and some of you might even reconsider your opinions....

to go strictly by film appearances, Batman isn't beating anyone, Captain America is a crap fighter and the Hulk takes a lot of damage from a single tank or helicopter

Jedi powers are actually very effective and adaptable to different opponents

Film Yoda from Episode 2 would beat film Hulk fairly easily

Originally posted by demigawd
Yoda's telekinesis is subpar compared to some of the people Hulk has fought and beaten. Yoda struggled to lift Luke's X-wing...

He didn't struggle. He was proving a point to Luke...he took longer on purpose. Yoda could do a bunch of stuff but never "showed off" his power, a truly humble Jedi.

Did he struggle in Episode II when he stopped the massive chunks of debris from landing on him? Hardly. If we're crossing universes here (and, admittedly, its a bit stupid to do so...but then again what is this forum for) then we'd have to assume that The Force is throughout everything, and no one has been able to tap into it as yet (except maybe telepaths and telekinetics). The Hulk, then, regardless of power level, would not be immune to the presense of The Force.

In that sense, moving the Hulk, suspending him in midair, or stopping him from doing a thunderclap would be no more difficult than moving the ship or stopping the debris.

Size matters not = Hulk is in trouble.

-DM 😎

those lightsbaers are hot it can probley cut hulks head off

but if yoda gets hit is ova but i say yoda would sill probley win

And since when can Hulk regrow a head?

I know his healing is good and all, but that seems a bit extreme...."hold on...have to kick it to high gear...gotta build me a brain again in less than a minute or that Yoda feller will just vaporize my whole body with his saber thingy....come on, concentrate....hummmmmph! There we go. All better now! Now Hulk really smash!"

-DM

Yoda all the way!!!

Well Deadpool can regrow brain..But his is much better then Hulk's ain't it?? And

YODA ALL THE WAY YO!!

I still don't see how a low level telepath and an average telekinetic gifted dude (average when you compare them to Marvel characters) can defeat Hulk.

Hulk is probably faster than any Jedi, and only has to TOUCH Yoda once, and the fight ends.

I see some people taking this serious. So ok, what exactly do you expect a lightsaber would do to the hulk? Hulk is an unconscious emotion of rage, jedi mind trick means squat. or even so, Hulk is smart now, so.

Also,if yoda can jump around 90 mph why the hell does he need a cane, is it purely aesthetic?

Hulk has enough personalities to make population to small nation 😄

Yoda: "Calm you must, raging one."

Hulk: "HULK SMASH MINI HULK!"

Yoda: "My midget sense tingling is."

Originally posted by ragesRemorse

Also,if yoda can jump around 90 mph why the hell does he need a cane, is it purely aesthetic?

Dude he tricks people to pity him. He only took the stick back when Obi-Wan and Anakin woke up in Ep. II. Have you seen those shifty eyes?

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Also,if yoda can jump around 90 mph why the hell does he need a cane, is it purely aesthetic?

actually it's probably because he needs it...... he can only perform the type of agility he uses in the fight by channeling the force through his body giving him vastly increased speed and strength

either that or he's fraudulently claiming disability allowance

wonder what the galactic income is for dsability in the star wars universe is. I bet it's a shit load if your a jedi.

The Cartoon Network Yoda is pretty cool.