Yoda V's The Hulk

Hate to kick the legs out from under you mr. Wicker.
However, Yoda would not be trampled by hulk charging him cause hulk would not touch him if he sticks the lightsaber straight out and hulk runs onto it.
Hulk would instantly feel a lightsaber go through his body into his internal organs.

Oh, and how did my sentence not make sense oh great master of the furniture arts?
Yoda has the power to manipulate feeble minded (and some strong-minded people), Hulk is feeble-minded, very feeble minded and so suseptible to being brain-washed by master yoda.
Therefore, why couldn't yoda make him fight himself.

I'm still waitin' for your answer.

"Enlighten me with your knowledge oh great one, so that I may become like wicker."

Not!!!!!
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Yoda wins.

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Originally posted by jplatinum
Hate to kick the legs out from under you mr. Wicker.
However, Yoda would not be trampled by hulk charging him cause hulk would not touch him if he sticks the lightsaber straight out and hulk runs onto it.
Hulk would instantly feel a lightsaber go through his body into his internal organs.

Oh, and how did my sentence not make sense oh great master of the furniture arts?
Yoda has the power to manipulate feeble minded (and some strong-minded people), Hulk is feeble-minded, very feeble minded and so suseptible to being brain-washed by master yoda.
Therefore, why couldn't yoda make him fight himself.

I'm still waitin' for your answer.

"Enlighten me with your knowledge oh great one, so that I may become like wicker."

Not!!!!!
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

If Yoda sticks the lightsaber straight out, Hulk runs straight into it.....sure......now....there's two things:

1. The saber cuts and burns....cauterises the place of the cut. Its no thicker than say 3 inches.....but specialists in SW would know this better. Hulk's regeneration is incredible. Do you really think simply getting something stuck in him will stop an enraged Hulk? Cause i sure don't.

2. inertia. At the speed the Hulk might be going, i truly doubt sticking a lightsaber out (just like that) would stop the advancing behemoth.

it didn't make sense, because you were making it seem oh so easy when it obviously wouldn't be oh so easy.
Yoda can as any Jedi affect the weak-minded.

1. It is a telepathic attack. Although i don't have any scanned evidence, i'm sure i've seen Hulk get attacked with powerful telepathic attacks before and not change back to Bruce banner. If you like, i'll ask around in the Hulk forum for some scans.

2. It affects weak-minded people. That's another way of saying it works on people with low will power. And hulk has plenty of will power. Now...you could argue that that actually means it's low level telepathy, but that would not only hurt your argument, but be wrong.

So.....i don't see Yoda making Hulk fight himself any time soon.

The other points made in the previous post have been answered in my reply to it.

Aww......wait.....was......was that an attempt at sarcasm? wait....it...it was wasn't it? Oh......that's sad 🙁

~wickerman~

I like your persistance , but I'm afraid that
You got it wrong.
Weak-minded didn't mean weak-willed, it meant "stupid" or "low-intelligence".
So considering yoda is likely to use his mind control technique he could use it on hulk before hulk really got mad.
It could work.
You disputing that is like saying an armor-piercing round can't penetrate a playind card made of paper.

Oh, and Yes I am aware of hulk's insane healing factor, but he would still pause and be hurt by a ****in' light-saber goin' into his vital organs like his heart or lung.

"Hulk...can't..can't breathe...what you...did..did. to Hulk?"

"My light-saber you took and did it to yourself, young Hulk."

[Then Yoda force chokes him to death]

"Yoda, Don't **** with, motha-****a."

[Dave chappelle comes out of his weed induced coma]

"Got damn, he choke the shit out of hisself."

Originally posted by who?-kid

Okay. Care to give me some names of these ultra powerful and dangerous enemies Yoda has faced and beaten ? Don't bother giving me less than 50 names.

First of all, that's what you say. You have no way to prove it.

Second, being stabbed by a lightsabre would only make Hulk more angry and thus stronger.

Third, Hulks healing factor surpasses that of Wolverine... he has been wounded before, and much worse than a freaking lightsabre.

Fourth, Hulk has a much greater range than Yoda. If Yoda with his little arms can come close enough to hurt Hulk (try to hurt Hulk), he's in for some pain... [/B]

As for proof?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightsaber
A lightsaber can cut through virtually anything (blast doors and enemies alike) except another lightsaber blade (because of the other force field) and other energy fields of sufficent power (such as the reactor shields seen in Episode I).

There's more listed there.

its the force.... he could probably heal banner from the hulk

Yoda could train hulk in the jedi ways....... hulk gets seduce by the darkside and becomes sith lord called Darth War!!!

Jedi are incredibly overrated, when in fact they're at best low-level metahhumans. VERY low-level. Their mental tricks only work on the weak-minded anyway, but in forums you suddenly see them with psychic powers on par with Charles Xavier ... rofl

No but seriously, this is a stupid fight. Yoda has less than no chance against Hulk. One-hundred Yodas all working in concert might ... MIGHT ... be able to stop Hulk before he became too strong to stop.

Maybe.

A better fight for Yoda would be someone like say Deathstroke, who nevertheless would also own his green butt after a fairly prolonged battle. 😉

Originally posted by Wickerman
If Yoda sticks the lightsaber straight out, Hulk runs straight into it.....sure......now....there's two things:

1. The saber cuts and burns....cauterises the place of the cut. Its no thicker than say 3 inches.....but specialists in SW would know this better. Hulk's regeneration is incredible. Do you really think simply getting something stuck in him will stop an enraged Hulk? Cause i sure don't.

Most are equipeed with a deadman switch. . . unless the button is held down, it will turn off right away.

The ones that aren't. . . how would hulks body hold the energy blade?

This is of course assuming they can cut him in the first place.