Yoda V's The Hulk

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ragesRemorse Senior Member

Yoda was always cool, untill the end of episode2. Yoda raped me and stole mymoney with one cheap scene.

jrodslam Senior Member

Yoda wins. The force is his ally. And a powereful ally it is. Yoda would have no problem holding Hulk in place. An x-wing weighs 1,000's of pounds more. But if the force doesnt work wich I doubt, a lightsaber should do the trick. For all those who think that it wouldnt cut through Hulk, you know nothing about Star Wars and need to read up.

illadelph12 aka Rakim Illa

Did anyone else catch tonight's (Wed.) episiode of Clone Wars on Cartoon Network? Yoda was tossing starships into eachother and lifted a whole platoon of droids into the path of enemy fighters.

I know it's just a cartoon, but damn.

Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends.

If a lightsaber does work, it won't continue to work. Hulk gets more durable as the fight goes on. Hulk has been hit by beams that cut adamantium, and shaken the effect off.

If Hulk touches Yoda, he will probably die. Then again, a thunderclap would be enough to put Yoda right out.

Darth Plagues Senior Member

Hulk vs. Yoda

"Both green we are, though small I am, but size matters not! Kick Hulk butt still I can." Yoda

illadelph12 aka Rakim Illa

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Actually, I'd take Yoda. I don't think Hulk would get the oppurtunity to lay a hand on him. All Yoda has to do is lift Hulk off the ground with telekinesis, then a force choke. Or he could decapitate Hulk.

Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends.

Originally posted by illadelph12
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Actually, I'd take Yoda. I don't think Hulk would get the oppurtunity to lay a hand on him. All Yoda has to do is lift Hulk off the ground with telekinesis, then a force choke. Or he could decapitate Hulk.

Telekinesis isn't a definite. Hulk was able to overcome Jean Grey's telekinesis. The Force would have to be strong enough to actually choke Hulk. I doubt it is irresistable. Lightsabers aren't going to cut him, either. They are hard-pressed to even cut through steel. Hulk doesn't even need to lay a hand on Yoda. One thunder-clap, and the little green man is dead.

Zahit ON A MISSION FROM GOD

Yoda's peace and serenity would calm Hulk down.
No fight happenin here. Just some lean, green, lovin' machines.....!

Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends.
Originally posted by Zahit
Yoda's peace and serenity would calm Hulk down.
No fight happenin here. Just some lean, green, lovin' machines.....!

That sounds disgusting.

KharmaDog Dyslexic Agnostic
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
That sounds disgusting.

But funny as hell!

nimbus006 Accuser

Isnt Force choke only used by the Dark Side.

Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends.
Originally posted by nimbus006
Isnt Force choke only used by the Dark Side.

Even if Yoda tried to use it, I doubt would it work on someone as strong as the Hulk.

nimbus006 Accuser

yea thats another thing... i dont think the Force is strong enough to hold someone like the Hulk

Zahit ON A MISSION FROM GOD

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
That sounds disgusting.

You think THAT's disgusting......?

kgkg Vigilante

Originally posted by Zahit
You think THAT's disgusting......?


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Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends.

LMAO. 😆

Zahit ON A MISSION FROM GOD

for once in these miserable times........no fight......just peace.

Creshosk Senior Member

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Lightsabers aren't going to cut him, either. They are hard-pressed to even cut through steel.
What are you talking about? They cut through it like it wasn't there.

Originally posted by nimbus006
yea thats another thing... i dont think the Force is strong enough to hold someone like the Hulk
It's strong enough to move planets and can deleiver enough force(forgive the pun it was unintentional) to break steel.

Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends.

Originally posted by Creshosk
What are you talking about? They cut through it like it wasn't there.

It's strong enough to move planets and can deleiver enough force(forgive the pun it was unintentional) to break steel.

Examples? I recall light sabers having trouble cutting through steel blast doors. Regardless, that isn't enough to cut Hulk. Nebulon's blasts are capable of devastating earth, and Hulk ignored a blast intended to kill him like it was nothing.

The Force in Yoda is strong enough to move planets? So is the Hulk. What's your point?

Creshosk Senior Member

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Examples?
See when it swipes through a droid and doesn't fluctuate and just keeps moving?

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
I recall light sabers having trouble cutting through steel blast doors.
It still cut through them and you have confirmaiton that they are just steel?

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Regardless, that isn't enough to cut Hulk. Nebulon's blasts are capable of devastating earth, and Hulk ignored a blast intended to kill him like it was nothing.
I'm not saying a lightsaber can cut through hulk, no way of knowing for sure.

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
The Force in Yoda is strong enough to move planets? So is the Hulk. What's your point?
The hulk has moved planets? And no yoda hasn't either(to my knowledge). But the way you made it sound the force was not strong enough to use on the hulk.

It's more of general statements that I'm debating rather than specifically Yoda vs Hulk.