This is my start... 😈
Originally posted by Phoenix
*starts script*SET Will and Elizabeth's bedroom on their wedding night.
LIZ: Let's make LOVE!
WILL chokes and DIES
LIZ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
LIZ kills self.
CUT TO JACK
JACK: Erm... Erm...
PHOENIX bursts into scene
PHOENIX: LOOK, your lines are quite CLEARLY written on Will's corpse, do we HAVE to continue them onto Elizabeth's as well? Hmm? HMMM? Do we? DO WE?!?!?
Jack: no no I think im ok.....but.....uhhhhmmmmm....could i go on my tea break now??
Will: *lifts head* are you kidding me??!??!?!?! we started this two seconds ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: *holding tea bag* and.....
Will: *shakes Liz* Liz Liz!! Liz back me up here! *pokes Liz* OMG SHES REALLY DEAD!!!!
Jack: *holding tea cup* WHAT?! *rushed over and spills hot tea on Will*
Will: *running in circles* T*$#%&#BV%^&$#^V#^%&*BV(&$^%#*^$^&#*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: It seems to me shes not wakin mate.
Will: this all you and your stupid green teas fault.😠
Jack: Don't blame the tea that shes dead, your the one covered in tea...
Will: Sooodontgetit
Jack: So your wearing the evidence...GUILTYYYYY
Will: WHAT, your crazy....
Jack: And your point is............GUARDS*shrugs
*
Will: WA..WAIT!!!!!!!! Hes the pirate.. Arrest him
Guards: Sorry we Dont Arrest pirates unless they do crime....
Will: But he is a crime look at him!!!!!!
Jack: Toodle Loo......(3min later) Now were can I warm this tea?*scratches head*
HEHEHEHE 😆
liz looks at will starts crying and says: you were my romeo, let me be your juliet and join you in death...(stabs herself)
Choosewisely: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jack: who are you? *takes swig of rum from a bottle that mysteriously appears* want some?
Guard 1: i'll go get the undertaker, shall i?
Jack: the pearl, she is calling my name*starts walking drunkily to the door*...
Guard 2: let him go, he's crazy
Guard 1: shall i go and get the undertaker or not?
Guard 2: no no, wait, look, it's a space ship!
Guard 1: what?
Guard 2: a space ship *points at the sky wildly*
Guard 1: a space ship?
Guard 2: yes, yes! look! in the sky!
Guard 1: have you been at Jack's rum, mate?
Guard 2: no, honestly, look, there's a space ship!
*Guard 1 looks up and sees a silvery blue spaceship slowly descending towards them*
Guard 1: agh! we're being invaded!
*space ship lands* *door on the underside of the space ship opens slowly*
>>>cue suspenseful sci-fi music<<<
*little green man steps out*
Guard 2: agh! aliens!
Guard 1: don't hurt us mr. alien man!
Guard 2: don't talk to it, don't encourage it!
alien2 Alien: *&"£(&!)("&£*$(£)("!"($*(£$!*(£££"!^%
Guard 2: eh?
Guard 1: he's speaking alien!
Guard 2: oh i see.
alien2 Alien: $^£*"Q*&"£$
*alien comes and picks up will and liz's bodies and carries them into the spaceship*
alien2 Alien: %)(*$)£("£$&^&^!"
Guard 1: i think he means goodbye.
Guard 2: goodbye mr. alien man! hi2
*alien waves and the door of the spaceship closes behind him*
*slowly the spaceship takes off and flies away into the distance*
Guard 1: well that will stop choosewisely keeping on bringing liz back to life. They're gone now. For ever.
Guard 2: hooray!
choosewisely: noooooooo cry cry
Originally posted by JessieSparrow
Jack: no no I think im ok.....but.....uhhhhmmmmm....could i go on my tea break now??Will: *lifts head* are you kidding me??!??!?!?! we started this two seconds ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: *holding tea bag* and.....
Will: *shakes Liz* Liz Liz!! Liz back me up here! *pokes Liz* OMG SHES REALLY DEAD!!!!
Jack: *holding tea cup* WHAT?! *rushed over and spills hot tea on Will*
Will: *running in circles* T*$#%&#BV%^&$#^V#^%&*BV(&$^%#*^$^&#*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
laff my a$$ off! that is so funny! 😂
JACK blinks 😑
JACK: I NEED SOME SUPPORTING ACTORS! Hello!
PHOENIX: erm...
PHOENIX grabs WILL's hat the ALIENS left behind.
PHOENIX: Yahar, matey, I'm a pirate, oi be!
JACK raises sceptical eyebrow.
JACK: A pirate with a farmers accent?
PHOENIX: Don't you be making fun of us farmers, we can be rapscallions when us wishes tao!
Jack: right well.. pleased to meet you
*Phoenix and Jack shake hands* shake2
Jack: anyone else out there?
Laurie: i'm here!
Jack: wahoo, let's all go off on a crazy adventure across the sea
Laurie and Phoenix: 😱
Laurie: we'd better take the monkey along or she'll get cross!
Phoenix: so where are we off to then?
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