Our PotC Sequel

Laurie: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

everybody : ooo aaawwww!!!

JACK: *dances around singing, then trips and falls into a crater* Uh... HEEEEEELP!

BORDOM: Hey guys, where's Jack??? *looks round*

JACK: IN HERE!!!!!

BORDOM: *runs to edge of crater* OMG! What are you DOING Jack?? Hey guys we have to get him outta here! *starts to laugh*

JACK : help gandalf!! you can help

Gandalf : no i can't use magic anymore 😖 i think it's the rum *collapses*

BORDOM: *falls over holding stomach laughing!*

😆 OMG you guys!! That is killer!!! 😂

Totally! 😂

lmao

JACK: Guys, get me OUT OF HERE!!! I don't have any rum in this hole!! Gandalf, pass me some of that rum!!

anyways, back to the story

Bordom: you guys! stop dancin around and help me please.. I mean he's HELPLESS! *tries to stop laughing* *gets up off the ground* DON'T WORRY WE'LL GET YA OUT! *starts laughin* We got a drunk wizard and everyone else is drinking and dancing and I can't stop LAUGHING!

Coldfire: I can't either!! Ok, I come and help you!!

Lizz in a smart mood : ur all sooo drunk theres no gravitation on the moon!! he cant fall he flys!!

BORDOM: O man! She's RIGHT! *still laughs* We got a flying JACK! *bursts into even more laughter* Cold! BIRDIE!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!

😂

JACK: Is anybody gonna get me some rum???
Coldfire: No! We're gonna help you out of there!
JACK: But where's the rum??!!
Coldfire: Shut up already!!

BORDOM: God gracious your so drunk that you "fell" into a crater and we are all so drunk that we can't realize that you are flying!

JACK: WOW! I AM FLYING! *does Peter Pan style move*

BORDOM: o man! *cries cause of laughing so hard*

Gandalf stands up and freaks out

GANDALF : 😱 AAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHERE AM I WHO ARE THESE GREEN MAN 😱 WHY IS EVERYBODY FLYING.....AAAAAAH *collapses*

Coldfire: Geez Gandalf!! Break my ear drums!! *drags Gandalf far away* Now how are we gonna get Jack outta there??

BORDOM: *Jack floats overhead* JUMP and maybe was can catch him! *starts jumpin and laughing*
*Jack makes flying sound effects*

COLDFIRE: *shakes head*

lizz (still in the smart mood) : try like swimming trought the air jack!

jack : savvy

cw : whats that sound?! kinda creepy screaming far away!

cf : might be gandalf freaking out again *drags gandalf far far far away*

Jack flys swimming trough the air

BORDOM: good gracious! Cold where's the rum???