Our PotC Sequel

COLD : leave me alone!! i am busy

BORDOM : well....what are u doing

COLD : this gandalf is making me crazy an i found firwokrs

shows bordom gandalf with looots of fireworks glued on him

COLD : anyone have a fire?

Gandalf : i do here u are

COLD 😑 .........*thinks : so what 😈 * thnx gandalf!!
*lights the firwork*

😂 *falls over laughing*

PIRATE MONKEY comes bounding over:#%^*&@ ^&!()$ @%*#&$ !#^#, Oh what are you guys doing here? and how did you know this was my home planet? and why is the rum gone????*severe confusion*

everyone else is confused too

aliens:$%^* %*&*(^*% ^&I**&%#%#&

*gets confused*

Are we still on the moon?

yes ✅

*moonwalks*

Cold: Bordom come and help me get these fireworks lit.

Bordom: YAY! okay! *runs over and helps*

Choosewisely: I like my motzart mix!

how come we always end up on the moon or aliens come?? what is your fasication with outer space??!?

let's change it!
COLD : it's getting boring on the moon!! i h8 this planet!

aliens : !@#$%!@% 😠😠😠

COLD : did i say soemthing wrong?!

BORDOM : omg u made them aliens angry!! 😱

COLD : what did I do ?!?! 😱

BORDOM : u said there planet is stupid!!

COLD : did I?

BORDOM: YES!!!!

jack : gottoo run now m8tys!! before they eat us for dinner!! everybody fly to the "SPACE PEARL" !!

COLD : ok i keep them busy!! *liGHTs all the firework*

l8er on the space pearl when they are escaped from the aliens

#%^&BANG^&$

CW : OMG COLD U BLOWED UP THE MOON WITH ALL THE FIREWORKS!!!

COLD : NEATO!!!

Jack : m8tys we got a problem outta here!! I think i just broke the flying paddle!

everybody : 😱

THE PEARL STOPS FLYING AND FALLS RIGHT BACK IN THE OCEAN WHERE IT BELONGS!

But just then a magic ocean of fire falls on the normal ocean so the Pearl is no longer where it belongs 😛

JACK: I'm burning! BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNING!

Originally posted by choosewisely
let's change it!
COLD : it's getting boring on the moon!! i h8 this planet!

LIZ (still being a smart ass) : the moon isn't a planet 😛 smartass

Laurie: noooooooooo jack burns! someone save jack!
Bordom: Laurie, you're on fire too?
Laurie: 😕... i am!? 😱
.... OUCH.
Choose: what are we going to do Liz?
Liz: wait for it to rain.
Choose: Liz, thats the first stupid thing you've said all day. It might be weeks till it rains!
Liz: well do you have a better idea?
Choose: er... no.

Choose : i mean YES YES i have an idea!!

lizz: tell me

Choose: let's do a rain dance!!! it's a special dance and when u do it there will be rain soon!

*everybody on the "pearl on fire" is dancing the rain dance*

Laurie (in awe) : wow choose, you're a legend!
Choose : Oh i know.
*dance dance*
Bordom in a shrieky excited voice : OMG OMG it's a CLOUD!!!
Phoenix : Choose, I love you!
Choose : Keep dancing or the cloud will fly away!
*dance dance*
Laurie : YES!
Liz : What?
Laurie : I felt a drop of rain.
Liz : No sorry, that was me, I sneezed.
Choose : that's disgusting.
Liz : Only joking, it is rain 😱
Bordom : RAIN!!!!! 🤣
Phoenix : Choose, did I mention that I love you?!
*Rain falls*

(im sad cry)

*Laurie wonders why monkey is sad*

*cw wonders 2*

Laurie : oh!! i know why monkey is sad! we left her on the moon! eek2
Monkey (small and distant) : sob sob sob
Choose : what are we going to do.
Laurie : well.. monkey's are drawn to bananas, right?
Choose : right....
Laurie : so all we need is one GIANT banana, to exceed the force of gravity on the moon, and he'll come whizzing down to us!
Bordom : clever.
Liz : yeah, but there's just one tiny problem with that.
Laurie : try me
Liz : well.. we don't have a giant banana.
Laurie : Liz, this is kmc's version of a potc sequel: ANYTHING is possible.
*magic banana appears* POOOF!
Phoenix : magic!
Jack : BANANAS!
Laurie : no Jack, this isn't for you!
Bordom : look there's monkey!
*monkey whizzes down to earth and lands on the deck*

Originally posted by xXLauriëXx
Laurie : oh!! i know why monkey is sad! we left her on the moon! eek2
Monkey (small and distant) : sob sob sob
Choose : what are we going to do.
Laurie : well.. monkey's are drawn to bananas, right?
Choose : right....
Laurie : so all we need is one GIANT banana, to exceed the force of gravity on the moon, and [B]he'll (since when am i male: says pirate monkey) come whizzing down to us!
Bordom : clever.
Liz : yeah, but there's just one tiny problem with that.
Laurie : try me
Liz : well.. we don't have a giant banana.
Laurie : Liz, this is kmc's version of a potc sequel: ANYTHING is possible.
*magic banana appears* POOOF!
Phoenix : magic!
Jack : BANANAS!
Laurie : no Jack, this isn't for you!
Bordom : look there's monkey!
*monkey whizzes down to earth and lands on the deck* [/B]

bordom: wow... that's one biiiig BANANA! I want a large order of fries!
*large order of fries appears* POOF!!!!!
*Coldfire falls on the ground laughing*

Choose: NEATO!!!

bordom:TOTALLY!!!!!!!

Laurie: man, I could go for a large.... hmmm..... *thinks* O I know! A large drink with those good lookin fries!

pirate_monkey: Hey can I have some of those???!!! *starts to drool*

Phoenix: oooo did someone say fries!!!!???

Coldfire: *gets off ground* Got any gravy??!!!

*bordom falls on ground laughing*