ON BOAT. LAURIE, PHOE and JACK are sitting in BOAT. PHOE is rummaging in BOAT.
PHOE: Eeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!
JACK: What?!?!?!?!?
PHOE holds up LIZZ CORPSE
PHOE: Necrophilia? Thats just way too gross!!
JACK: It's not mine, it's not mine!
LAURIE: didn't she get taken onto the space ship?
LIZZ CORPSE sits up, making everyone scream a girly high-pitched scream, including JACK
LIZZ CORPSE: Haha I'm not really dead!
LIZZ CORPSE starts to dance 💃
LIZZ CORPSE: I'm not really de-hed, I'm not really de-hed...
PHOE pushes LIZZ CORPSE over side of boat.
LIZZ CORPSE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
ALL look at PHOE.
PHOE: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? She bored me!
*cw flys by in his captured space ship saves lic out of the water and flys 2 the moon*
L8ER ON THE MOON
lizz: look out the stupid aliens are comin!!
cw :gaaandaalf where are ya ....i need help again!!
no answer!
lizz : call him on hiss mobile phone!!
cw: ok ok *calls gandalf*
gandalf : hello gandalf here
cw : hi!! i need ure help again!! some stupid aliens are attacking me on the moon!
gandalf : DARN i was just listening Mozart!!
cw : wtf!! leave the music heeeelp!!
2 MINS L8ER ON THE MOON....GANDALF ARRIVES
aliens : @$%^%&^#%^*&
gandalf : hey i know what he's saying!!
liz : what what?!!?
gandalf : he's saying he's angry cause u just parked his space ship on his house!
cw : aww srry👇 gandalf can u ask them if they wanna have a huge cookie!!?!
gandalf : ^^@$%&@%$ $@%^@ ^@$& @^!!???
aliens : ✅
AND SO STARTED A MOON PARTY!
~Back on the ship~
Jack: swash swash buckle buckle
Laurie: hey what's that?
Phoenix: what's what?
*Laurie reaches up and catches a piece of paper:
*Jack and Phoenix gasp*
Phoenix: read it out loud!
Laurie:
Dear Jack and loyal crew,
would you care to join us for a PARTAY on the moon?
If so, grab your flying paddle and see you there.
Lots of love from choose, liz, gandalf and green men xox
Phoenix: oh god, is liz there?
Laurie: apparently so.. but we can live with that, can't we?
Jack: we sure can.
*jack grabs paddle*
Jack: hold on tight everyone!
Laurie (doubtfully) : we're going to the moon.. on a paddle?
Jack: of course! ye of little faith.
Phoenix: what do we have to do.
Jack: hold onto the paddle, and whisper the magic words..
Phoenix: which are...
Jack: well that would be telling..
Phoenix: yes it would
*Jack whispers the magic words*
*Paddle sprouts wings and soars off to the moon*
Laurie: wow, we're flying through clouds
Phoenix: i'm soaked!
Jack: hold on ladies, we're almost there!
*Paddle gets closer and closer to the moon until finally....*
>>> BUMP <<<
Laurie: we've landed!
Choose: hey everyone!
Jack: any rum?
Gandalf: of course!
*rum all around*
Jack: i love this man!
laurie: gandalf! can we have some fireworks?
gandalf: we sure can!
*several fireworks magically appear in Gandalfs arms*
phoenix: but we don't have any lighters.
gandalf (in an oh-so-patronising voice) : my dear phoenix, i am a wizard, and to cut a long story short, i do not need lighters.
*FIREWORKS* BANG BANG KABOOM etc..
Laurie: ahh pretty