back to the story.........
Choose: me first *runs ahead of bordom*
Bordom: no me! *runs after him*
everyone:here we go again....
*choose and bordom run neck and neck and accidentally run into adjacent palm trees.they are both now unconcious. Laurie then scoots past them towards the shower*
monkey: well thats not what i expected...
coldfire: 🤨
phoenix: 🤨
mad: 🤨
Jack: maybe tomorrow...'
monkey: y?
Jack: i cant stand their constant bickering on and on and on and on....
coldfire: ok we get the point
Jack:.....on and on and on and on and on and on and on....
Monkey: its ok we GET the point...
Jack:..........on and on and on and on and on and on an....
Laurie: WE GET THE POINT!
Jack: ... and on and on and on and on...
*Coldfire hits him over the head with a banana*
Laurie: Why'd you do that??!! cry
Coldfire: Cuz he was gettin soooo annoying!!!
Monkey: I agree with you there
Phoenix: Should we wake them up now?
Fatsack: Nah, leave them there until tomorrow. Then we can get some sleep.
*coldfire gets a buckest of water and pours it over their heads*
Sack: now why did you do that?
coldfire: so they wont complain about their hair when they wake up...
monkey: smart one!
*fatsack gets another bucket of water and tips it n the now unconcious jack sparrow*
Laurie: what was that for???
fatsack: to wake him up(( 😈 ))
Bordom: THEME PARKS!! now that is a good idea.
*Coldfire takes a bow*
Laurie: well.. what are we waiting for?
*We all run away*
Laurie: so are we still in Cuba then?
Fatsack: I think so..
Laurie: right.. well answer me this:
Fatsack: what?
Laurie: well if you'd let me finish my sentence! 😠
Fatsack: sorry.
Laurie: i was going to say *glares at fatsack* why is there a big hairy man dressed up in a grass skirt.. if we are in CUBA?
Monkey: big hairy men? mmmm! drool
Bordom and Cold: MONKEY! 😘
Laurie: no, i'm being serious, look.
*the others turn around and to their horror see a huge hairy man wearing nothing but a grass skirt and a necklace made of flowers dancing between two palm trees, also singing*
Jack: ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!
Laurie: what?
Jack: Nothing. I just felt like saying ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!
Laurie: 😐 right..
Jack: ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!
Laurie: Jack..
Jack: ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!
Laurie: Jack..
Jack: ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!
Laurie: Jack stop it!
Jack: ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!
Laurie: oh lordy here we go again. will someone shut him up?
*No-one reacts, so Laurie whacks him round the head again with the banana. Jack doesn't pass out, but falls silent*
Jack:... she hit me! cry
Laurie: yes, and i'll hit you harder if you don't shut up.
Jack: but i thought you loved me.
Laurie: shut up!
Jack: ARR-
*WHACK* *Jack falls unconcious on the floor.*
Phoenix: So what's with the odd dancing guy?
Choose: OMG it's Hagrid!
Bordom: don't be silly, choose. What would Hagrid be doing in Cuba?
Choose: We're not in Cuba, honey. Listen to what he's singing..
*We all listen*
Hagrid: (singing) serenade
And the skyyyyy....
.. it is bluuu--uu-uu-uuue
And the sea...
.. it is blue too-oo-oo
And there are palm trees all arouunnd
And my singing is the only sou-ou-ound
I'm in Hawaii
And I'm naked
And I'm dancing
I'm in Hawaii
La la laaaa
I'm in Hawaii
And I'm naked
And I'm dancing
I'm in Hawaii
Dum doo wop de doo
Laurie: please tell me all this is just a horrible nightwake from which i'll wake up in a minute.
*Choose pinches Laurie*
Laurie: OUCH! What was that for?
Choose: just checking you're awake.
Laurie: .. does that mean i am then?
Choose: Yes.
Laurie: .. does that mean this isn't all a nightmare?
Choose: Yes.
Laurie: .. and does that mean that Rubeus Hagrid really is standing before my eyes almost totally naked, wearing nothing but a grass skirt, dancing and singing in a most out of tune way.
Choose: I'm afraid so yes.
Narrator: while our heroes have forgotten completly about Mad, she snecks past them and the dancing Hagrid to-
Mad: shut up!
Everyone: *looks at Mad*
Mad: GREAT! you had to ruin my plan! thanks for nothing! *kills the narrator with a cup of coffee*
Laurie: Mad! you just killed the narrator!
Mad: i know. and isn't life better without him? 😄
Monkey: now we'll have to find another narrator to take his place!
Choose: it's all Mad's fault!
Bordom: KILL HER!
Mad: err....now, now children...Mad is the only random piratess left in the seven seas. do you want to kill her?
Jack: *is still unconcious*
Fatsack: i know! let's have "Narrator Idol"! just like American Idol, only with alot more wanna bes!
Everyone: yeah!
Hagrid: *fills in for a moment for the disested narrator* and so, the heroes and heriones started planing for Narrator Idol. Except Jack who is still unconcious on the floor
Jack: *starts muttering things to himself in his sleep like the lint balls are out to destroy the world and such*
Originally posted by Pirate_monkey
out of nowhere a photo booth/divorce center falls out of the sky and squashes all penguins......Bordom:me first me first me first!
booth attemdant: what would you like today?
Bordom: Photos for everyone and one divorce please!
booth attemdant: ok will you and your husband please sign here?
*choose reluctantly sign then bordom signs...then the booth attemdant puts the document through a machine and gives it to bordom* here you go! you are now divorced..Bordom THANX!
everyone lines up at the photobooth bordom goes first...
Bordom:
Choose:
Coldfire:
mad:
monkey:
Phoenix:
Sack:
Laurie:(((disclaimer: this isnt what these people look like because these are sketches...)))
These are BRILLIANT hun! 😄