Our PotC Sequel

Fatsack:man down laurie is down i repeat laurie is down*noone responds*well don't all go of and save her at once*slashes way through penguins, racoons and squirrle's chopping gandalfs hand in the process, reaches laurie and throws water over her*

Laurie: you saved me from the penguns.... you must REALLY love me! in_love

fatsack:...........eer eeer

Monkey: here we go again.....

Mad: *is fighting one on one with the captain raccoon* so, mate, that toothpick for show? 😄
Racoon: ^%#&^TIYTHGI*Y#&*%&*T&#T&*$ *drops toothpick and attacks Mad's face*
Mad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs about with the racoon captain attached to her face*
Monkey: here we go again..... whoa.....deja vu....

Fatsack: *see's pope penguin, run's at it with sword*
Pope penguin:*see's Fatsack loads gun and fires all his rounds at fatsack*
Fatsack:*doges bullets and engages in combat with Pope*

PHOE 😑 shrugs and tops up on rum

bordom: okay you guys we really do need to get outta here

choose: Yes, we have to get divorced

Fatsack: WHEN WE DEFEAT THE PEGUINS YOU WILL BE DIVORCED!

out of nowhere a photo booth/divorce center falls out of the sky and squashes all penguins......

Bordom:me first me first me first!

booth attemdant: what would you like today?

Bordom: Photos for everyone and one divorce please!

booth attemdant: ok will you and your husband please sign here?
*choose reluctantly sign then bordom signs...then the booth attemdant puts the document through a machine and gives it to bordom* here you go! you are now divorced..

Bordom THANX!

everyone lines up at the photobooth bordom goes first...

Bordom:
Choose:
Coldfire:
mad:
monkey:
Phoenix:
Sack:
Laurie:

(((disclaimer: this isnt what these people look like because these are sketches...)))

(Those are good sketches Monkey! I gotta draw some soon now eh? 😄 )

I ain't drawing any!! 😄 Those are really good, by the way!!

Mad: ....wow! *pulls the raccoon off her face that some how disappered in the photos and reappered when Mad came out*

bordom: I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *does a little victory dance*

Laurie: That you are bordom, that you are

choose: 😬 I don't feel so happy that I'm divorced now... *looks round at bordom as she dances around* On second thought, I'm FREE!

Fatsack: Well now what??

(((if ya want the group sketch pm me! okies?)))

*Everyone takes a walk around the outside of the town, which is full of big mud puddles*

*bordom trips and lands in a mud puddle*

*Everyone laughs*

bordom: That's not funny!!!

*bordom grabs nearest person, who happens to be Fatsack, and pulls him in with her*

Fatsack: Hey!!!

bordom: Hahahahaha!! 😄

*Fatsack throws mud at bordom, then decides the others might as well get some mud thrown at them too*

Coldfire: You are so dead, Fatsack!

*Coldfire jumps in and grabs Fatsack, smearing more mud on him*

bordom: we might as well get everyone in here!!

*bordom, Coldfire, and Fatsack team up and pull everyone else into the mud*

little do they know Laurie is the Mud Wrestling WORLD CHAMPION and they are ALL soon beaten by her!

Monkey: howd you do that? 🤨

Laurie: practice....shrug

bordom: coool!

Coldfire: my head hurts...*feints*

Jack: right there luv?....uh....luv? *is fanning coldfires face...

Laurie goes to shake fatsacks hand: was a good match!

Fatsack: ahhhfear*runs off into the distance*

mad: whered he go?

monkey: i guess we'll never know.......

Coldfire: Wow, I can't believe I got beaten in mud wrestling.... Ah well, it was fun! 😄

Choose: My hair is filthy now!! 🙁

bordom: Stop whining like a girl

*Choose pouts*

Coldfire: Wow, even bordom didn't complain about her hair!! *laughs*

bordom: what about my hair?????*is frantically looking for a compaq mirror*

choose: drama QUEEN

Coldfire: No kidding!! *pretends to find one* Here's one!

bordom: Where?

Coldfire: right here! *throws more mud in her hair*

*bordom shrieks*

*everyone laughs*

*bordom pouts*

Coldfire: Nobody cares what your hair looks like!! Everyone's is full of mud!!

exept monkey who is suspiciously clean....

Coldfire: howd you do that?

Bordom: and how come your hair looks perfect?

Monkey: see those trees?

Laurie: yessums

Monkey: well there is a shower behind them...

bordom: no way!!!

Monkey: Yes way!!!

*bordom and choose both run for the shower*

Coldfire: One at a time folks.... 😏

*bordom and choose blush*

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