Our PotC Sequel

Choose:*swing's boat in the driction of the sign*

Narrator: little do they know that the annoying penguin army (hail the penguins) had passed this way and moved the letters of the sign which origanally said " WAY TO UR VIDEO HITS CENTER>"

Bordom: of to my divorce were not going to hawaii anymore

Narrator: or are they * thunder clap and dramatic gasp*
P.S. all the leters of "this way to divorce center>" are there but one of the c's was actualy turned it was origanally a "u" if u don't get it turn a "c" ninty degrees to the left if you still don't get it PM me.

PHOENIX: No, not the penguins!! ANYTHING but the dreaded PENGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUINS!!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil penguins!

lol smilie_tuxsmilie_tuxsmilie_tuxsmilie_tuxsmilie_tuxsmilie_tuxsmilie_tuxsmilie_tuxsmilie_tuxsmilie_tux the army is out to get us

fstsack:wait a minute choose if you swap the letters around on that sign it says

"divers wait here to touch u >"
Monkey: no it dosn't
Fatsack: it dose if you turn the "y" upside down into a "h" and turn one "c" into a "u" and the "n" into a "u"
laurie: still it dosen't make any sense
Monkey: does a bit
cold: no it dosn't

fatsack: or does it? 😖hifty:

monkey: let us go walking through the lovely island of cuba!

Jack: surely they must have some rum there! 😱

everyone gets off the white pearl and it sails away......

Bordom: this way to the divorce center i can feel it!

Choose: oh brother....

Fatsack: bye bye weido's
Cold: there not going to find anything that way except a video hits center
Laurie: why'd you say that
Jack: not sure luv
Laurie: i'm not talking to you
Jack: is anyone *mumbles not even mentioned in the story any more*
Cold: because if you look hard you can see tiny penguin flipper marks on all the letters the penguins changed it from "WAY TO YOU'R VIDEO CENTER>" to " this way to divorce center>".
Monkey: oh no should we tell them
Fatsack: too late now there gone
Laurie: we could send someone after them
Everyone:😏

Later

Gandalf:*swimming after the Wite Pearl*

bordom: look its the divorce center!!!

choose: but y is there a huge foam pitt blocking our path????

bordom:..........

MEANWHILE

Mad: *is still swiming and sees a ship on the horizon* wait a minute...the white pearl! *sees a rope ladder fall down the side* i'm saved! *climbs up and sees Gandulf and Jack the Monkey* Gandulf? Jack? where is everyone?!?

Jack the Monkey: oeeyyeannandoaooeiiihaHDUIGOERGJAEOHO;QERHT8OYTRLHKDFNIUEFH!!! 😠 *jumps over the side*

Mad:.... i wish Monkey was here to translate this into english....

Gandulf: i can help! *is still wearing the barbie undies*

Mad: NO! now i'm stearing this thing into Cuba

Jack the Monkey: EFHGUIDFHJHIOAQO!!! 😠

Mad: wait! Jack! AGH! *is trying to pull Jack the Monkey off her face and stop him from scratching her eyes out*

Meanwhile back at the sign

Fatsack: we need to get out of here and of to CUBA!!!
Monkey:but we have no transport
Fatsacke: i do *out of know were a ship appears* the CHICKENDUCK PEARL
Laurie: god not another ship
Jack: now wait someone please tell me who stole me plans to me ship and coppyed them
Everyone: not me, i didn't
Cold:*is quiet and shrinks to the background*

On the white pearl mad still hasn't gotten Jack the monkey of her head

MAD offers JACK THE MONKEY a COOKIE

JTM: COOKIE!!! 😱

JTM grabs COOKIE without releasing MAD

MAD screams in frustration

COOKIE: NO! PLease don't eat meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(WOW! That's all you can really say... wow 😑)

when hearing chickenduck pearl all copywrights of the black pearl appeared on the beach.... there was the white pearl, the red pearl, the banana pearl, the dung pearl, the dung pearl 2, the chickenduck pearl.... and the Snot pearl captained by a racoon and a crew of squirrels with hacksaws...

Jack: eek! fear

bordom: Has anyone seen choose??? I mean we need to get divorced ya know *looks for her SOON TO BE X husband*

Gandulf: YOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!! JACKY BOY! *waves so big that he knocks Mad off with JTM still attached to her face*
Mad: AAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!! *lands on a squirrel with a hacksaw. JTM scampers off* that can't be good

bordom: Wait, this doesn't look like a divorce center...

Choose: Yeah, why are there MOVIES here???

Coldfire: maybe cuz its a VIDEO STORE!!!

Choose and bordom: OH NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Fatsack: If you would have bothered to really look, you would have seen that it wasn't a divorce center at all

Narrator: No, it wasn't a divorce center at all.... It was a trap set by the evil penguins!!! Mwahahahahahaha!! *cough, gag*

Penguins:* jump up out of nowere, load there guns (the pope loads his staff), joins up with the racoons and squirrle's who all start moving towards the goodies (that's us)*
Fatsack: mary mother of gods this is going to be voilent *pulls out sword with gold handle (stolen off Will in the first page of this story when noone was looking)
Jack: got that right mate *pulls out sword as well*
Goodies:*all except Monkey pull out swords, dagers and other sharp pointed things, monkey pulls out a fork and a banana skin*
All including penguin/racoon/squirrle army:*look's at monkey is a sarcastic way*
Monkey: banana's are deadly too

narrator: the following scene is ratted MA and contains hight level voilence, fox advises it is not sutable for people under 15 years of age.tv_horror
This has been brodcasted by the libbrel party organised by the australian government canbera

Monkey does some taikwonmonkey moves and knocks down whole row of penguins....then she uses the fork to knock out another row!

Fatsack:*doges a bullet, slashes down several penguins, a raccon, and two squirrle's, grabs a penguin musket and shoots abou...... umm.....oh i don't know let's ay two dozen penguins/racoons/squirrle's* great this sport, the risk the blood. you know about a minute ago we were only reading a peacful sign now were fighting for uor lives. life's funny init.

Laurie: where are we? 😕 where am i? damn i've had too much cherry.
*passes out*