All Of Star Trek Vs All Of Star Wars

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Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
ALL OF STAR WARS
lets see... we have malak's planet destroying fleet...
we have the darksaber, the deathstar, the one torpedo gun over byss. Ship to ship, Star wars wins.

Ground troops=star wars

all out=star wars.

Star Trek has demi-gods that warp the fabric of space and time though...

do they?

That they do.

Q.

M > Q.

yay

Who gives a wet fart which one would win in a fight.

Which one is better? Is the better question.

It's Trek, leaps and bounds Trek and if you think different. You're dumb. I'm sorry, but it's true.

OOO...AAAHHH Lightsabers...flashy bits of movie making...and a sheer overtone of good versus evil. *snore* been done. OLD NEWS.

or

Interesting, Thought-provoking, intellectual episodes based on absolute morality and advancements in human evolution, through ideas.

not to mention, some killer space battles with some of that flashy movie sh*it.

Originally posted by Lord Chariol

Which one is better? Is the better question.


sounds controversial.

OOO...AAAHHH Lightsabers...flashy bits of movie making...and a sheer overtone of good versus evil. *snore* been done. OLD NEWS.

Low budget special effects and a sheer overtone of political statement? been done. *snore* OLD NEWS!


Interesting, Thought-provoking, intellectual episodes based on absolute morality and advancements in human evolution, through ideas.

Boring, brain numbing, tricking-you-into-thinking-they-are-intellectual episodes based on long fancy made up words and futuristic political process.
not to mention, some killer space battles with some of that flashy movie sh*it. [/B]
ever seen the episode III opening?

I don't know anything about Star Trek... But ALL of Star Wars... I doubt someone can take so much.

Originally posted by Lord Chariol
Who gives a wet fart which one would win in a fight.

Which one is better? Is the better question.

It's Trek, leaps and bounds Trek and if you think different. You're dumb. I'm sorry, but it's true.

OOO...AAAHHH Lightsabers...flashy bits of movie making...and a sheer overtone of good versus evil. *snore* been done. OLD NEWS.

or

Interesting, Thought-provoking, intellectual episodes based on absolute morality and advancements in human evolution, through ideas.

not to mention, some killer space battles with some of that flashy movie sh*it.


You're dumb. I'm sorry, but it's true.

Originally posted by Lord Chariol
Who gives a wet fart which one would win in a fight.

Which one is better? Is the better question.

It's Trek, leaps and bounds Trek and if you think different. You're dumb. I'm sorry, but it's true.

OOO...AAAHHH Lightsabers...flashy bits of movie making...and a sheer overtone of good versus evil. *snore* been done. OLD NEWS.

or

Interesting, Thought-provoking, intellectual episodes based on absolute morality and advancements in human evolution, through ideas.

not to mention, some killer space battles with some of that flashy movie sh*it.

What an asstard. haermm

The level of fail in your post is over 9000.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNKyoRudOQ&feature=related the way to make star trek way better. Acapella SONG and dance numbers!!!

ok so the original post says that star trek cant have Q...it still has the Douwd...a god like species capable of wiping out entire species with a thought...definitely more powerful than any jedi or sith

people also say that star wars has the death star and can blow up planet...thats what species 8472 did to the borg...

Common dude, Star Trek has tons of off and lame things that can do God-like acts. Thats how creative the authors are of Star Trek, lol.

It should be the Star Trek Federation VS the Galactic Empire.

I think the Empire wins as they are a military force, not a para military exploration team.

Originally posted by Lord Chariol
Who gives a wet fart which one would win in a fight.

Which one is better? Is the better question.

It's Trek, leaps and bounds Trek and if you think different. You're dumb. I'm sorry, but it's true.

OOO...AAAHHH Lightsabers...flashy bits of movie making...and a sheer overtone of good versus evil. *snore* been done. OLD NEWS.

or

Interesting, Thought-provoking, intellectual episodes based on absolute morality and advancements in human evolution, through ideas.

not to mention, some killer space battles with some of that flashy movie sh*it.

"Thought-provoking, intellectual episodes based on absolute morality and advancements in human evolution, through ideas."

The "fascinating" subject of human evolution aside, if I want all the other stuff, I'll watch House. When I want science-fiction, I'll take the flashy lightsabers, ethereal powers, and giant spaceships.

well said, m8.

Storyline inconscistency of the original star trek:
You know how they are always pulled over by some superior species and then studied? And then the superior race says something along the lines of "You are a violent and primitive race, we must destroy you!" and then the enterprize must prove that they are a bunch of @#% hippies for a 70's political point? Well... "You are a violent and primitive race, we must destroy you" doesnt sound that highly evolved and peaceful to me.

Sorry, I just had to rant about that for a second.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
What an asstard. haermm

The level of fail in your post is over 9000.

asstard? My poor primate brain will never comprehend the elegance of your word combinations.

...actually,

It's hard for me to control my rage when faced with a word like "asstard."

Look, I know you're thirteen and you probably think it's hilarious. You're just a kid. What should I expect from a kid?

Nothing. Kids are pretty god damned dumb. If you don't believe me, just ask Bill Cosby.

In light of you actually using the word "asstard" in a sentence and completely destroying your credibility to anyone over the age of 15, I have deduced that my "level of fail" was not over 9000. Maybe to you, but kids are dumb. Very dumb.

Imagine yourself with facial hair... looking back on all the posts you've made. Imagine you finding a post where you ACTUALLY used the word "asstard." Think how you'll feel...

You won't feel cool. You'll feel like an idiot. I know you will, because kids are idiots who like Star Wars.

....

I still can't believe you actually said "asstard." It's not normal for someone like me to have such a strong desire to murder a complete stranger. Or at least break your glasses. Think about this as you progress through your life.

I know, you're probably thinking "Hey, this asstard is giving me a long winded rant because I said asstard." and the fact that I think you're thinking that makes me want to go and buy your favourite online game, create a character and torment you at all times. Yes, I'm willing to throw my life away to make yours and only yours more miserable.

Please, keep in mind this is not because you called me an "asstard" its only because you used the word. That's the only reason I'm offended as a human being. You and I are of the same species and that disgusts me.

I want to vomit Taco Bell and rum into your brand new school shoes. If I knew you, I would.

I really did mean to end this post back up where I mentioned Bill Cosby.

Ok! I just checked the message length...prior to this sentence I was at 2,087 characters and with a 10,000 character limit, I can keep yelling at you.

What did you hope to accomplish by using the word "asstard?" Did you want to tell your friends at your lunch table that you called someone an "asstard" on a message board? I bet you did, you vain little bastard.

Where did you hear the term "asstard?" Did someone else say it, and you liked it so much you decided to use it in everyday life?

HEY! You like Star Wars. Answer me this. Who's the more foolish; the Fool or the Fool who follows him?

I'm really killing myself here. I keep typing the word "asstard" and that makes me want to keep scolding you for originally using the word.

But I'm not wasting my time. I bet you're hoping I was, I bet you're hoping there was a way you could come out on top. A way you could look better than you do and then say "I meant to do that." Typical kid behaviour.

If you were my kid, I'd beat you for saying "asstard."

You're gonna respond to this, probably by saying some "clever" like "You're an asstard." and then bellow with your high-pictched pre-pubesent laughter. Maybe you won't now, but if you do, I won't at all be surprised. Kids think they can one up somebody by pretending not to hear them, but they usually always do.

I never even looked at your screen name.

I'm not even gonna read that. I can sense the overwhelming fail from here; I'm afraid I'll catch it if I read it.haermm

Originally posted by Lord Chariol
asstard? My poor primate brain will never comprehend the elegance of your word combinations.

...actually,

It's hard for me to control my rage when faced with a word like "asstard."

Look, I know you're thirteen and you probably think it's hilarious. You're just a kid. What should I expect from a kid?

Nothing. Kids are pretty god damned dumb. If you don't believe me, just ask Bill Cosby.

In light of you actually using the word "asstard" in a sentence and completely destroying your credibility to anyone over the age of 15, I have deduced that my "level of fail" was not over 9000. Maybe to you, but kids are dumb. Very dumb.

Imagine yourself with facial hair... looking back on all the posts you've made. Imagine you finding a post where you ACTUALLY used the word "asstard." Think how you'll feel...

You won't feel cool. You'll feel like an idiot. I know you will, because kids are idiots who like Star Wars.

....

I still can't believe you actually said "asstard." It's not normal for someone like me to have such a strong desire to murder a complete stranger. Or at least break your glasses. Think about this as you progress through your life.

I know, you're probably thinking "Hey, this asstard is giving me a long winded rant because I said asstard." and the fact that I think you're thinking that makes me want to go and buy your favourite online game, create a character and torment you at all times. Yes, I'm willing to throw my life away to make yours and only yours more miserable.

Please, keep in mind this is not because you called me an "asstard" its only because you used the word. That's the only reason I'm offended as a human being. You and I are of the same species and that disgusts me.

I want to vomit Taco Bell and rum into your brand new school shoes. If I knew you, I would.

I really did mean to end this post back up where I mentioned Bill Cosby.

Ok! I just checked the message length...prior to this sentence I was at 2,087 characters and with a 10,000 character limit, I can keep yelling at you.

What did you hope to accomplish by using the word "asstard?" Did you want to tell your friends at your lunch table that you called someone an "asstard" on a message board? I bet you did, you vain little bastard.

Where did you hear the term "asstard?" Did someone else say it, and you liked it so much you decided to use it in everyday life?

HEY! You like Star Wars. Answer me this. Who's the more foolish; the Fool or the Fool who follows him?

I'm really killing myself here. I keep typing the word "asstard" and that makes me want to keep scolding you for originally using the word.

But I'm not wasting my time. I bet you're hoping I was, I bet you're hoping there was a way you could come out on top. A way you could look better than you do and then say "I meant to do that." Typical kid behaviour.

If you were my kid, I'd beat you for saying "asstard."

You're gonna respond to this, probably by saying some "clever" like "You're an asstard." and then bellow with your high-pictched pre-pubesent laughter. Maybe you won't now, but if you do, I won't at all be surprised. Kids think they can one up somebody by pretending not to hear them, but they usually always do.

I never even looked at your screen name.

You're a peepee head. haermm

lulz I read the first three or four lines.

He's calling me a kid, even though he's having trouble "controlling his rage" because some dude on the internet called him a name? dur

Calm down Hulk. Your level of fail and rage is destroying the planet! haermm