Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
lulz I read the first three or four lines.He's calling me a kid, even though he's having trouble "controlling his rage" because some dude on the internet called him a name? dur
Calm down Hulk. Your level of fail and rage is destroying the planet! haermm
If you had the attention span of an adult, you would have read the part where I said It wasn't because you called me a name. I can't say I really respond to name calling at all, as a kid would do. It's a non-factor. You did use the word "asstard." And now you've responded, which I knew you would, in a way I knew you would.
By pretending you didn't listen.
At least you didn't use the word "asstard" again. Kind of proving that you did listen. You're a quick peg. One word spoke volumes about you.
Of course, you'll deny this, because you want to think you're special, because you've always been told you're special. You want to think you're different from everybody else. But you're not. You're a simpleton, with the same thin flesh stretched over the same bones caging in your worst fears and biggest disgraces.
Now you may proceed to play this off very nonchalantly, as you're programmed to do.
DANCE PUPPET DANCE!
Originally posted by Lord Chariol
asstard? My poor primate brain will never comprehend the elegance of your word combinations....actually,
It's hard for me to control my rage when faced with a word like "asstard."
Look, I know you're thirteen and you probably think it's hilarious. You're just a kid. What should I expect from a kid?
Nothing. Kids are pretty god damned dumb. If you don't believe me, just ask Bill Cosby.
In light of you actually using the word "asstard" in a sentence and completely destroying your credibility to anyone over the age of 15, I have deduced that my "level of fail" was not over 9000. Maybe to you, but kids are dumb. Very dumb.
Imagine yourself with facial hair... looking back on all the posts you've made. Imagine you finding a post where you ACTUALLY used the word "asstard." Think how you'll feel...
You won't feel cool. You'll feel like an idiot. I know you will, because kids are idiots who like Star Wars.
....
I still can't believe you actually said "asstard." It's not normal for someone like me to have such a strong desire to murder a complete stranger. Or at least break your glasses. Think about this as you progress through your life.
I know, you're probably thinking "Hey, this asstard is giving me a long winded rant because I said asstard." and the fact that I think you're thinking that makes me want to go and buy your favourite online game, create a character and torment you at all times. Yes, I'm willing to throw my life away to make yours and only yours more miserable.
Please, keep in mind this is not because you called me an "asstard" its only because you used the word. That's the only reason I'm offended as a human being. You and I are of the same species and that disgusts me.
I want to vomit Taco Bell and rum into your brand new school shoes. If I knew you, I would.
I really did mean to end this post back up where I mentioned Bill Cosby.
Ok! I just checked the message length...prior to this sentence I was at 2,087 characters and with a 10,000 character limit, I can keep yelling at you.
What did you hope to accomplish by using the word "asstard?" Did you want to tell your friends at your lunch table that you called someone an "asstard" on a message board? I bet you did, you vain little bastard.
Where did you hear the term "asstard?" Did someone else say it, and you liked it so much you decided to use it in everyday life?
HEY! You like Star Wars. Answer me this. Who's the more foolish; the Fool or the Fool who follows him?
I'm really killing myself here. I keep typing the word "asstard" and that makes me want to keep scolding you for originally using the word.
But I'm not wasting my time. I bet you're hoping I was, I bet you're hoping there was a way you could come out on top. A way you could look better than you do and then say "I meant to do that." Typical kid behaviour.
If you were my kid, I'd beat you for saying "asstard."
You're gonna respond to this, probably by saying some "clever" like "You're an asstard." and then bellow with your high-pictched pre-pubesent laughter. Maybe you won't now, but if you do, I won't at all be surprised. Kids think they can one up somebody by pretending not to hear them, but they usually always do.
I never even looked at your screen name.
Epic Phail.
wow. supreme commander of the division of people who bump people with their huge fat ass's to death.
Originally posted by Lord ChariolNigga please, you is trippin...Dog, why don't you take like a...Chill pill...Maybe smoke a...Doobie? Jus chill pops, rest your grandpa head son, you know yo blood pressure is gonna rise.
If you had the attention span of an adult, you would have read the part where I said It wasn't because you called me a name. I can't say I really respond to name calling at all, as a kid would do. It's a non-factor. You did use the word "asstard." And now you've responded, which I knew you would, in a way I knew you would.By pretending you didn't listen.
At least you didn't use the word "asstard" again. Kind of proving that you did listen. You're a quick peg. One word spoke volumes about you.
Of course, you'll deny this, because you want to think you're special, because you've always been told you're special. You want to think you're different from everybody else. But you're not. You're a simpleton, with the same thin flesh stretched over the same bones caging in your worst fears and biggest disgraces.
Now you may proceed to play this off very nonchalantly, as you're programmed to do.
DANCE PUPPET DANCE!
Originally posted by Lord Chariol
If you had the attention span of an adult, you would have read the part where I said It wasn't because you called me a name. I can't say I really respond to name calling at all, as a kid would do. It's a non-factor. You did use the word "asstard." And now you've responded, which I knew you would, in a way I knew you would.By pretending you didn't listen.
At least you didn't use the word "asstard" again. Kind of proving that you did listen. You're a quick peg. One word spoke volumes about you.
Of course, you'll deny this, because you want to think you're special, because you've always been told you're special. You want to think you're different from everybody else. But you're not. You're a simpleton, with the same thin flesh stretched over the same bones caging in your worst fears and biggest disgraces.
Now you may proceed to play this off very nonchalantly, as you're programmed to do.
DANCE PUPPET DANCE!
you are a ASSTARD!!!
Now im going to voice over "HE CALLED ME AN ASSTARD!!!!"
Over and over and over again.